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I don't know what's going on any more than you do. I still don't think I like it. Oldthinkers unbellyfeel Ingsoc…

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And mine is back again now. Not good enough, I fear.

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Is anyone else having trouble with their #plusnet connection? Postcode BN7 2DH -been down for half an hour now, and was down for over an hour on January 9th. There seems no way of getting past their imbecile chatbot to a proper helpdesk either…

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Glad it's not just me… sad that these people can't get their act together. Luckily, I've got a decent mobile data allowance, so I won't (yet) have to faff around with DNS settings…

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@BurlHorniachek @Plough @DeliusHudson @andrewfrisardi Perhaps John Ciardi's translation is worth a mention? Even after the fifty years since I first read it, some of his lines still stick in my memory and I find myself looking for them in other translations…

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@BruvverEccles Dante, of course, did not consign all homosexuals to Hell. Some appear on the final cornice of Purgatory expiating the sin of Lust - along with the more regular Lustful.

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@MForstater

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@LBFlyawayhome Doeve designed the Dutch banknotes that were in use in the 'fifties and early 'sixties - the dignified ones…

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@HKnight2002 @guineas4lifenew Neep

[DowndetectorUK @DowndetectorUK]

User reports indicate OneDrive is having problems since 9:25 AM GMT. https://t.co/9y8taRVeqM RT if you're also having problems #OneDrivedown

[Dr Philip Kiszely @KiszelyPhilip]

1/13 My fixed-term mortgage comes up for renewal at the end of January. No doubt I’ll be royally clobbered by the eye-watering interest rate. I’ll have to tighten my belt of course, but it’s not the end of the world. One thing occurs to me, though:

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Here's how I'd fix the £60bn hole in the public finances:

💰Scrap Northern Rail Projects for £17bn
💰Scrap HS2 East for £13bn
💰Localise public pay for £9bn
💰+£21bn in other measures

Fix it yourself with the @Telegraph's tool here: https://t.co/8JbK9dAqYC

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@dirtyFIDO @Holbornlolz Broken manifesto pledges in general - Voters were promised a properly Conservative government, not Nanny Woke in a suit.

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@MTakeshisan @Ethrald82 @LegoAnkhMorpork Tolkein’s female dwarves were mentioned in an appendix to LOTR. They are consistent with TP’s dwarves and I am sure influenced them.

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⁦@mariacaulfield⁩ ? https://t.co/zt9KgYeUfz

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@slater_jona “Sorry, mate! You’re too late! The best peas went to Farrows!”

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@BruvverEccles @GBNEWS @francessmith Carrie’s good opinion.

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@GuidoFawkes

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@alexmassie

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@BarristersHorse Don’t think I could put up with any of the decisions no matter what.

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@BarristersHorse Net zero. Closely followed by abandonment of triple lock.