walking in on your cat shitting like "AH SHIT my bad man, jeez aw man, uh, sorry man fuck uhhh, I'm gonna, uh,,, yeah I'm gonna... yeah man sorry again,,"
Listening to strangers talk about Lindsey Graham's death + Mitch Mcconell's brain deadness at the bar while I wait for my friends... beautiful day in America
I spoke to McConnell for about 20 minutes this morning.
He said we should end the war with Iran, quit giving aid to Israel, stop spying on Americans without a warrant, and he’s really sorry about how my primary turned out.
disappointing but u gotta remember that it's already 50/50 if any given man is evil..
add in: hockey players genuinely dont go to school and are brought up in hyper-masculine overwhelmingly red orgs
anything other than conservative until proven otherwise is lwk delulu
I love European protestors, they’ll do the coolest daredevil stunt you’ll ever see and then when the world is watching their message is like “it’s Mother Earth, not Father Earth. Be present in the now!”
yall need to do some research on the current sharks cap situation, our rfas/ufas, and what equiv players r going for before u crash out about the financial future of the young core
no comment on the potential darnell nurse complication, in which case im wrong and bad
“Are you ready for your woke lessons?”
Will Smith Hockey gulped
Macklin Celebrini nodded
Sam Dickinson shuddered
Michael Misa blinks nervously
“Yes Jacob Trouba” they said in unison