Ajith Menon

Product Manager.
Jack of most trades.
Sports buff.
Manchester United through and through.

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@hicasamadim 72?

[payduck #perrykaparivaar @seventhsniper]

😭😭😭

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@UTDFondre Amad for Bryan.
ABC!

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So how is the freedom fighter doing? #sancho #briche #EPL #hatewatch

[Pakchikpak Raja Babu @HaramiParindey]

Sunil Gavaskar explaining Rishabh Pant’s failure to BCCI officials -

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Whoever wrote the email titles in Karthik's 1317 unsent emails to Shonali deserved a raise. Exactly how unrequited love feels like! #KarthikCallingKarthik #MovieRewatch

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@PrestonSprinkle If it's in the penalty area, then yes.
Mostly it's to induce a yellow or red card to penalize the opposition player and try to get him sent off.

[steve @bagshaw2112]

It snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

By noon it all melted

Moral:

There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes

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@eurofootcom Curious, how are stadium bans actually enforced? Surely authorities do not do background checks on everyone requesting a ticket?

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@_classof92_ AFTV Fan Cam tonight should be fun!

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@Real_Rebel_ സതീഷ്... 👌👌

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@LJGLA_ DDG
Araujo - Varane - Martinez - Shaw
Casemiro
Fernandes - De Jong
Dembele - Lewa - Rashford

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@SwapnilDevang @ManUtd In. I have $1000 and good credit score.

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@wierdlylame @_Aneeth_

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@DavidKent_DM That Bailly deal is going to come back and bite us when we meet Roma in the UEL semis!

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@UnitedStandMUFC @FabrizioRomano Schrodinger's transfer!

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@RANDOMFACTS2022 @_Aneeth_ 🤣🤣🤣

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Perfect!! #bahraingp2022 #charlesleclerc #Carlossainz #Formula1 #ForzaFerrari

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