𝕺𝖕𝖎𝖆 𝕬𝖟𝖚𝖐𝖆... 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕮𝖔𝖓𝖘𝖚𝖑𝖙𝖆𝖓𝖙

I'm myself... Data Analyst (In-View), Mariner, Economist, Broker, and Ex-Banker.

[Vladimir Bayandin @vovudebosh]

🚨 NO CLIENTS? 6 MONTHS BUILDING, STILL $0 REVENUE.

THE PROBLEM WAS NEVER THE PRODUCT — IT WAS SALES.

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[𝕺𝖕𝖎𝖆 𝕬𝖟𝖚𝖐𝖆... 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕮𝖔𝖓𝖘𝖚𝖑𝖙𝖆𝖓𝖙 @azpeters]

@CHULLY1010 Be feeling like you're a landlady until side chick replaces you. Some women are like this, when a man is down, they'll look for excuses to make his life miserable than it is.
That side chick has sown a seed and she'll reap it generously.

[Victor Okafor @TheVictorOkafor]

If you weren’t born with connections, this is the video you should watch

[NaijaFarmer @Nig_Farmer]

This coach is not just coaching those kids... He's coaching us all.

What a man!!!

Don't look at other's pace and position focus on your own grind.

There's no first to reach in life. The goal is to be present in the circle of influence

May the universe make it easy for us 🙏

[JOKER @jok13037]

when you crush visited you for the first time. 😂😂

[Orimke @_Orimke]

Na lie... snäke do BBL ke? 😭🐍

[Kalu Aja @FinPlanKaluAja1]

Pheasant hunting involves shooting birds out of the sky. After the birds fall into the bushes, your retriever dog rushes to find the downed bird, brings it back to you, and receives a small treat in return.

I have often wondered why the dogs don't simply eat the birds instead of retrieving them for a small reward.

It's a matter of conditioning.

The dogs have been trained to give up something bigger—a fresh bird—for something smaller, a treat.

In 234, students celebrate receiving alerts about loans for their university education from elected leaders who sit on vast oil wealth. These students have been conditioned to exchange something significant for something small.

Similarly, those who accept bags of rice in place of a functional Social Security system have been conditioned to accept a small treat in return for something much larger.

Ultimately, there are those who sell their votes. Your vote is incredibly valuable, and wealthy politicians plead with you to sell it to them, which you do. You have been conditioned to take a small reward in exchange for something much more significant.

Selah.

[crxzyy @crxzyy72]

Arsenal washing their community shield so they can show Vinicius 😂😂😂

[Queen Bee 👑 🐝 @RealQueenBee__]

Ladies and Gentlemen, this is not AI, it's happened in the North.

What's going on there?

Is this a message that the North is passing to Tinubu?

[Harmless @HarmlessHQ]

You'll have N5 million and Twitter investors would be advising you to lock it up in Piggyyvest, mmf on interest of 18% per annum. That'll yield you N900,000 at the end of the year and N75,000 every month.

Very rubbish something. How can you be comfortable getting just N75,000 monthly on a N5 million investment.

Instead of that,

Go to any busy market within your town. Secure a shop. Go straight to Dangote cement and order for a trailer load. As at today, the factory price is N11,700. And there's 300 bags in a trailer load. That's a total of N3,525,000. And they will deliver it cost-free to anywhere you are in Nigeria.

When the cement arrives, you can sell at N12,750 and within a month you can finish one trailer load and make N3,825,000. That'll give you a profit of N300,000 in just that month.

And the interesting thing is that you may not even need to be there. Get a salesgirl and only come around to take stock records.

Within a year, you have N3.6 million Naira profit and a huge portion of your N5 million capital is still untouched.

Everything no be Piggyyvest and MMF. That's for lazy investors.

[Technical Ben @TechnicalBben]

Once you learn how to shop directly from China, E.g Temù or shien your wardrobe changes completely. Call me cheap I don't care I ain't rich, I don't do fraud.😭

It's knowing what to search for.

Here's my style after making plenty of mistakes.

1. T-shirts:

Skip 100% polyester unless you're buying gym wear.

Instead, search:
• 100% Cotton
• Combed Cotton
• Heavyweight Cotton
• 240-300 GSM Cotton
• Premium Cotton
• Mercerized Cotton

The heavier the GSM, the thicker and more premium the shirt usually feels.

2. Jeans:

Denim Jeans
Temu is surprisingly good for denim if you know what to search.

Search:
• Denim Jeans
• Cotton Denim
• Raw Denim
• Selvedge Denim (if available)
• 98% Cotton + 2% Elastane
• 99% Cotton

Avoid jeans with high polyester content. The more cotton, the better they'll age and feel.

3. Body-hug clothing:

Search:
• Ribbed Knit
• Modal
• Viscose Blend
• Cotton-Spandex Blend

They hold their shape much better than cheap polyester.

4. Hoodies
Search:
• 400 GSM
• French Terry
• Cotton Fleece
• Heavyweight Hoodie

5. Chains
Search:
• 316L Stainless Steel
• Titanium Steel
• PVD Gold Plated
• Vacuum Plated

These are far more resistant to fading than ordinary fashion jewelry.

6. Earrings
Search:
• 925 Sterling Silver
• 316L Stainless Steel
• Hypoallergenic
• Moissanite (if you're buying stones)

7. Scarves
Search:
• Mulberry Silk
• Silk Blend
• Cashmere Blend
• Wool Blend
• Viscose

Avoid the shiny, thin polyester scarves if you're after a premium look.

8. Loafers
Search:
• Genuine Leather
• Cow Leather
• Full Grain Leather (rare but worth looking for)
• Rubber Outsole

9. Sneakers
Search:
• Rubber Outsole
• EVA Midsole
• Breathable Mesh
• Leather Upper
• Stitched Sole

Pictures lie a lot

The description usually tells the truth.

Here's how I shop:

1. Read the material composition before anything else.

2. Sort by Most Orders or Best Selling, not cheapest.

3. Only buy products with lots of reviews or pictures or even better when a Nigerian has purchased it before they always tell the truth.

4. Read the 1-star reviews first. They'll tell you what the seller won't.

5. Look at customer photos, not the product photos.

6. Check the weight of the product. Better quality clothing is often heavier.

7. Read the size chart. Don't assume your Nigerian size matches.

8. If the title has words like "luxury," "premium," or "designer" but the material is 100% polyester, not everything but still move on.

Your best friend isn't the product picture.

It's the material, the reviews, and the customer photos.

That's how you separate the gems from the junk.

I hope this help.

Things are to expensive for a country this poor.

[Mr. Czar @Mrczar_]

If you sell used cars, be careful - the next few years will be rough for you, and you may not have a business by the time the wave that is coming is done:

The reason is because the Chinese have set their eyes on Africa, and when they move - it is usually aggresive price cut that favors volume over margins.

Which means they will sell better and more recent cars at a cheaper price and at first you will laugh at them; but they will win.

It is how people laughed at Opay at first (a bank with no branch) but now Opay is used by almost everyone.

...but car is not like the banking sector, a cheaper car & better car will FORCE everyone else out.

Wait till they are done countering all the lies about parts and engine not being strong; once they enter a market - they find the biggest objections and they get to work towards countering it. That work has started. Goodluck everyone.

[The Wolf Man @iTheWolfman]

He didn't fight physics, he made a deal with it.

[The Jobfather ® 🇯🇲🇨🇦🇬🇧 @TheJobfather__]

Black people, Fortinet is giving away free cybersecurity certs right now. NSE 1 through 3 cost you nothing. No prerequisites. Open globally. Career changers included. You do not need a CS degree or a current IT job to start. https://t.co/sgKn6lOsnu Stay Dangerous.

[Portharcourt Specials @phspecials]

"I don’t know what Nigeria is turning into. I’m just leaving the NEPA office in Calabar. A prepaid meter was installed at my family house while I wasn’t around. Since then, I’ve been trying to buy tokens, but I can’t.

So, I decided to go to their office to find out why I couldn’t buy tokens with the account number on the meter card.

Only for me to get there and discover that the NEPA official used his own name to open the account for the prepaid meter. And guess what? The account has an outstanding debt of ₦406,000.

I just got to the office now, and they told me there’s nothing I can do about it. I asked, “Can I get another meter? Or better still, can you change the name? Because I cannot be paying another person’s debt.”

Please, you people should help me understand if this is how they do it. How can a meter I don’t even know anything about be carrying ₦406,000 outstanding debt?

You people should explain this to me before they start saying, “Eh, this girl has started trouble.” Is this how it’s happening in other places too?

- Lady cries out over prepaid meter allegedly linked to another person's account with a ₦406,000 electricity debt.

[Kristal 水晶 🌕 @YomiKristal]

The beeping sound can sometimes be annoying, but you can actually turn it off. Here is how.

First, you have to know the maker of your meter box; then you can know the code to use.

Common brands in Nigeria can be muted using these codes:

MOJEC: Enter 045, then press the Enter button (usually red).
CONLOG: Press and hold the # (hash) button or the backspace/arrow key for 3 seconds.
HEXIN / ACTARIS: Enter 812 and press Enter, or long-press the Enter button.

LONGI: Enter 612 or continuously press the Enter button until the sound stops.

Other brands (Inhemeter, Shenzhen, etc.): Try entering 1037, then press Enter three times.

If you tell me the brand/model of your prepaid meter (or send a photo of it), I can tell you the exact method that applies to your meter.

[𝕺𝖕𝖎𝖆 𝕬𝖟𝖚𝖐𝖆... 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕮𝖔𝖓𝖘𝖚𝖑𝖙𝖆𝖓𝖙 @azpeters]

@PeterAdeol82253 @ChiefOdogwu_ Bro, you never see emotional woman with violent temper.
No matter what happened, she's not getting a "Get out of jail free" card on this matter.
At this point, anything that happened is inconsequential because she can't play the victim card.
She'll face the music.

[𝕺𝖕𝖎𝖆 𝕬𝖟𝖚𝖐𝖆... 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕮𝖔𝖓𝖘𝖚𝖑𝖙𝖆𝖓𝖙 @azpeters]

@PeterAdeol82253 @ChiefOdogwu_ Justice Peter, Well-done sir!!!
If she had dropped that stone on someone and the person kpai, you'll say proper justice.. abi?
Every action has consequences. Irrespective of what may have been done to her, I don't see any bodily harm.
Her action is extremely dangerous as herself

[Nigeria Stories @NigeriaStories]

BREAKING: Federal government has reduced import levy on new vehicles 🚗 into Nigeria 🇳🇬 from 20% to 10% and that of used vehicles from 15% to 5% in order to ease cost of vehicle importation. The reduction takes effect today.