Mathew Lomas

I like fast things.

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I truly feel judged

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@hicasamadim 9 intersections

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@its_The_Dr Mercury Comet (wth the Germany V6 no less)

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@AlphaJeffrey45 @CNN You are, at best, delusional. You certainly do not understand the large majority of the people of your generation or this country.

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@RealKhalilU Raising Arizona

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@elonmusk This post , if it serves @elonmusk 's narrative should cause a spike in the charts, in and of itself.

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@wtfinawtfworld @swampyoscar66 @agentsmart Folks, wind mill can be and are "turned off" usually with a very large hemp rope tied to a stone of the mill itself or by turning the mill leeward to the wind. Done for maintenance or in bad weather.

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@Not0wned @marktmaxwell @sentdefender When you know a thing or two about flags, you can say a thing or two about flags.

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@Not0wned @marktmaxwell @sentdefender Don't need to be a 4 star to do a little research before you open your cakehole.

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@Not0wned @marktmaxwell @sentdefender Sure was. Manchester City Football Club won 5 of the 6 major trophies that year and Argentina went on to win the World cup the following summer.

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@marktmaxwell @sentdefender Way to show you tunnel-visioned prejudice. That is the official battle flag of the USS Gerald Ford first revealed in 2022.

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@bakwasbandkrein Bad Sushi

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@Iluminat68 @F1 F1 as a sport > any driver. any race. ever.

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@skabion_luke @denverdan74 @F1 Ohh. The old fans. Don't be dicks.

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@Saremei1997 @nocontextmemes Yeah, it's called The History of the Western world.

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@SethDavisHoops The @RealMadrid of March Madness

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@NateSilver538 Sure, but the silo Williamson is talking about in this case is 38,253,200,000,000,000,000,000 cubic feet in size.

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I have to share this again: “Koalas are fucking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shit and occasionally scream like fucking satan. Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently... Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're fucking terrible animals. Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here). When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fucking hate them.”

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@tapairportugal flight 258 out of Toronto. Biz class is dirty and nasty. No food or drink because of your failure to handle contracts. And by far the worst customer service. Literally not a single crew member has said hello - not a word.

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@PolestarCars Come on folks. Spill the beans: how many BST 230 were made in Nebula and how many in Void? What was the split sent to the US? #polestar2bstedition230

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@NamathEnjoyer @Bubblebathgirl @POTUS OK, so our country is run by self-hating White (male) Americans?