people on twitter can't take a joke unless I unzip my pants and repeatedly slap them with my cock while screaming that I work as a full time clown to feed my starving family of five
If I can’t slowly push a long strand of gummy worms deep into your ass, let them warm up and soften inside you, then gently pull them out with my tongue and slurp them down like a wet, sticky string of spaghetti while you clench around them… we cannot talk
the fact that she asks for sprinkles right after the chocolate to challenge homophobia in black spaces and display her support for queer blacks by asking for the sprinkles on top of the choclate (to show queer blacks they dont have to hide)
was playing deadlock. someone said i sound like i sleep with men. i responded "so you're accusing me of having an active sex life? what kind if insult is that?". there was like 10 seconds of no one talking before another guy mumbled "thats a good point actually"
fun things to tell your friend with BPD:
- we need to talk later
- im going to be busy hanging out with someone else
- im fine (when you are actually upset with them)
- im leaving you