Sapphire Lapis

👑 ❝ Yer gonna cry to yer mums' once I punt your wussy arse to orbit. Hate me, and 'am still loved.❞ 💁‍♀️✨ (DBOC, #multiship, has an accent)

[Sapphire Lapis @Azurelapide]

😲 𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒑 𝒂𝒔𝒊𝒅𝒆, 𝒊𝒕'𝒔 𝑺𝒂𝒑𝒑𝒉𝒊𝒓𝒆 𝒇𝒖𝒄𝒌𝒊𝒏' 𝑳𝒂𝒑𝒊𝒔!
😻 𝑫𝒂𝒖𝒈𝒉𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒐𝒇 @BionicRebel
💋 𝟏𝟎𝟎% 𝒔𝒂𝒔𝒔, 𝒕𝒂𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝟎% 𝒐𝒇 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒃𝒖𝒍𝒍𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒕
🤡 𝑴𝒆𝒔𝒔 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒉𝒆𝒓? 𝒀𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒅𝒊𝒄𝒌 𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒔 𝒖𝒑 𝒊𝒏 𝒂 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒕

[DBOC/MVRP]
🔄❤️

[Sapphire Lapis @Azurelapide]

Um, yikes, Dad.

Sickness bags exist for a reason. Then again, she can't recall if her dad ever needed to board an airplane anyways.

[ꜱᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅʀᴏɪᴅ １７ @Electro_Eclipse]

Depends. Does she want 20 or 40 pounds of that seafood taken from the table straight to her closet?

[Sapphire Lapis @Azurelapide]

She might get him a new pair of boots and gloves.

Does he prefer Sanrio or Disney?

[ꜱᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅʀᴏɪᴅ １７ @Electro_Eclipse]

There's absolutely nothing for him to achieve out of such a ridiculous endeavour, other than his stomach hating him forever.

What good is her Godtube ad revenue going to do him?!

[Sapphire Lapis @Azurelapide]

Come on nowww, he'd make a good star in her

" 👉👉👉MUST WATCH👈👈👈

😱😱😱 ANDROID DAD EATS 50 POUNDS OF SEAFOOD PLATTER WITHOUT BURSTING. ASMR 😱😱😱?"

video.

[ꜱᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅʀᴏɪᴅ １７ @Electro_Eclipse]

22 said exactly that too, you two had better not be conspiring over there...

As for the muscles, that's as easy as raising arms and waiting for fire.

[Sapphire Lapis @Azurelapide]

He could use some more pounds....

And bigger muscles.

[ꜱᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅʀᴏɪᴅ １７ @Electro_Eclipse]

He JUST said he was on a diet, why else would be not be totally pulling the legs off a baby like turkey right now?

[Sapphire Lapis @Azurelapide]

Greasy fried seafood MUKBANG challenge it is.

[ꜱᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅʀᴏɪᴅ １７ @Electro_Eclipse]

[ Between S17 biting a SUPPOSED baby's arm and Nictari putting a whole kitten in his mouth (it's okay now don't worry about it), both on account of peer pressure...

You people need to give them less morally baffling dares. ]

[Sapphire Lapis @Azurelapide]

Never happens, wym

[Sapphire Lapis @Azurelapide]

"Oh."

[Sapphire Lapis @Azurelapide]

G l a r e s.

[Sapphire Lapis @Azurelapide]

"Androids, Androids everywhere! Imagine being an android."

[Sapphire Lapis @Azurelapide]

Loses all her money in gambling.... again.

[Sapphire Lapis @Azurelapide]

She uses enough force to uproot a baobab tree aaaand tries to lift him off the ground again.

[ꜱᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅʀᴏɪᴅ １７ @Electro_Eclipse]

His feet don't even leave the ground, for how much taller he is, so he stands back up in this position with or without her.

No fun allowed.

[Sapphire Lapis @Azurelapide]

Picks @Electro_Eclipse up bridal style.

[Sapphire Lapis @Azurelapide]

LOL BHER PLS I'M DYING SKDGJSBSUWGS

[𝑩𝒖𝒍𝒎𝒂 🔞 @dragonbunz]

how’s this

[Sapphire Lapis @Azurelapide]

"Just be me."

[𝑩𝒖𝒍𝒎𝒂 🔞 @dragonbunz]

How to become a cute egirl

[Sapphire Lapis @Azurelapide]

Sighs in mutant human.

[Sapphire Lapis @Azurelapide]

Voice claim? Bumping this up.

[Sapphire Lapis @Azurelapide]

[Voice claim: Catrin-Mai Huw]

Here's a sample of Sapphire's voice.

[Sapphire Lapis @Azurelapide]

Sapph's gonna surprise him, definitely.

Still, she's nowhere near Sups' level, but she can pull off some surprising birthday party tricks. 🥺

[ꜱᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅʀᴏɪᴅ １７ @Electro_Eclipse]

.@Ultramarinary

I: It's about time I see where these years have gotten you. Don't you dare hold back on me.

V: Is that ALL? I'd swear you were still that whining little brat.

[Sapphire Lapis @Azurelapide]

// Like for a short starter! I lost a bunch of replies and I cba scrolling people's accounts.

[Sapphire Lapis @Azurelapide]

Kicks him across the ribcage even more rudely.

"YOU WERE SAYING?"

[Sapphire Lapis @Azurelapide]

"BECAUSE WHY NOT????"