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@EleonoraFall Ameritards think there's still roaming in the EU lmao

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This is crazy stuff.

Fable 5/Mythos 5 just one-shotted a working 8bit RPG with turn-based combat, an over-world with random encounters, towns with inns, shops and NPC side quests.

Used ~30% of my 5 hour budget ($100 Max plan)

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@Fightincowboy Instead we got freaking FIVE MINUTES of finger wrestling.

Oh Nintendo, please never change.

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@NintendoEurope YES YES YES!!!

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@SillySiji @TheRedDragon So the newly announced Xbox (Project) Helix will also not count as console?

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@G27Status Valve should just do the funniest thing ever and promote the Steam Machine as gaming console.

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If anything is consistent with Microsoft it‘s their inconsistent strategy. Yesterday was a classic bait and switch. They delivered Sony almost all their signature franchises on a silver plate, but at the same keep repeating that exclusives are back. It’s like jingling keys in front of a toddler to distract it.

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@SillySiji @TheRedDragon But its primary use is fullscreen gaming, just like a „proper“ gaming console. Yes, there is a desktop mode, but you have to „boot“ into it.

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@SillySiji @TheRedDragon What‘s the difference?

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@JayDubcity16 It’s actually zero reasons, because both games will release on Steam day one.

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@MirenHAJon @geoffkeighley Is Gears a good enough franchise to sell a six year old console bundled for $700. I highly doubt it.

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@Colteastwood Nope. Listed on Steam lmao

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@mrpyo1 So no real exclusive and it will come to Steam? 😂

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@Zuby_Tech They really need to understand that Microsoft is a numbers-driven cooperation, who won’t just pull a high potential title off a major storefront, because a bunch of Twitter fanboys are angry.

Timed exclusive at best, but they will of course frame it as full exclusive tonight.

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@LeeCheezyGaming The fact that you thought this was a serious take says a lot about the current Twitter discourse 😄

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@TTBN_GAMING They gave hear smaller breasts and a woke hair cut.

Stellar Blade: Wokerain it is.

You just can’t trust eastern developers.

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@ToastyMosty6969 So unlike woke game designers I read some of the comments and I redid the design.

Here’s another model I edited. No longer an old sack of shit, more realistic looking, more texture on his skin, a sharper jawline and I even toned down his makeup.

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@jondelarroz Must be hard for you to see successful woman in the business while you‘re a convicted wife beater who is grifting on Twitter for his $50 revenue share.