Irman A.

Porn bot during the day.

[Irman A. @b02]

Hey @TeamStubHub, will there be Coachella will call pickup times for Thursday weekend 2?

[Irman A. @b02]

@VinnieMancuso1 I've already seen it. It's not about me. You claim it's the best movie of the year, yet you don't mind ruining it for all your readers. Dickhead.

[Irman A. @b02]

@nealbrennan It's supposed to be about 3 different bitches. Dog is one. Source: foggy memory of some Jay-Z interview.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

NO! Oh GODDAMIT no. His Lovecraft stuff was such a huge part of my childhood. Also, all the huge boob art. Truly, a legend.

[Irman A. @b02]

@dan_abramov Khruangbin

[Irman A. @b02]

@LiveNation I was going to buy some tickets until I saw your new Ad Captcha bullshit. Not supporting this. Getting tickets else where.

[Irman A. @b02]

@brokencomedy is there a show tonight?

[Irman A. @b02]

Empty Subway Cart. @midnight #NYCin3Words

[Irman A. @b02]

This girl at #karaoke, sounded like me driving down the Brooklyn-Queens Expressway, hitting every pot hole.

[Irman A. @b02]

I'm going to open up a revolutionary, new restaurant. It's gonna be a Buffalo Wings place that gives enough blue cheese with every order.

[Irman A. @b02]

@LeahBonnema thought i was gonna see you at Good For You Comedy tonight!

[Irman A. @b02]

Is this one of those "lets get together and be on our phones" events? #billyonthestreet

[Irman A. @b02]

The guy sitting behind you keeps smelling your hair. #billyonthestreet

[Irman A. @b02]

What happened? Did the US Congress make a surprise visit? http://t.co/O5qlZQ6nYO

[Irman A. @b02]

98 disease #knockoffbands @midnight

[Irman A. @b02]

Hi Pandora,
No one's ever watched your video ads.
Sincerely, Home button.

[Irman A. @b02]

2014 Comedy Goal: Getting so big I make the cover of King Magazine!

[Irman A. @b02]

I would slap anyone walking down the street right now, eating a slushy.

[yannispappas @yannispappas]

Big controversy is Santa white? I did some research and discovered that he is actually not real.