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Here for a laugh, Not a long....

[Sunderland AFC @SunderlandAFC]

Thank you for writing us off...

[Adam @AdamFulwell_]

The moment the Sunderland players found out they were in the Europa League is quality 😍

[Philip West @Philip_RJ89]

“Remember that big Mag carthorse I nutmegged in the derby and turned into a disco dancer? Thomas Tuchel thinks he’s a World Cup-level footballer.”

[Brett Redmayne @brettd1981]

Sunderland is in its best place in decades, massive regeneration going on all over and so many positives

Please go and vote today but don't vote reform, reform don't care about Sunderland. No local policies and just buzz words about immigration.

Vote to keep us moving forward

[John Ridley @Ridderz86]

This is class to be fair #safc

[Guz Khan 🥶 @GuzKhanOfficial]

Listen, I’ll do a lockdown right now lads. Slap the furlough on, get the bounce back loans in, tell your nan to stay 2m’s away or get a front kick to the hip replacement.

LOVE IT.

[♛ ιndια ☮ @_india_93]

@clive_mart1n

[The Iain Duncan Smiths @TheIDSmiths]

This looks like I haven’t bounced back, Lynn

[𝔸 @b0dd_]

@awtyizmn On the off chance its a manchester ticket for the brits show friday i’ve good money here for it haha

[𝐃𝐈𝐆𝐁 @_DIGB]

The most Looney Tunes/Tom & Jerry type of shit I’ve seen in a long time. The chair throw, the facepalm and then the bouncer pishing himself laughing. Absolute cinema

[Tom Ede @TomEde1]

Chucking out an early contender for 'stat of the year'

Kai Havertz is the first Arsenal player to score against an opponent whose first three letters are the same as the first three letters of his first name since Lee Dixon against Leeds in 1996

[Anna 🐝🔴⚽️ @4shaann]

I checked. He’s not ok.

Someone paid £2 just to laugh at him LMAO

[Adam @AdamFulwell_]

Fuck it,

Here’s Dan Ballard’s 120+3’ minute winner on a random Wednesday

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

Ah, well, the thing is, when I said we should "circle back to this in the new year", you have to understand that I genuinely thought this day would never come. I thought holiday forever

[ben🚩 @1892Ben]

a lot of chat about littler's attitude but if i was making 2 million quid a year at 18 my behaviour would be so disgraceful there would be a national press campaign about me

[Josh @joshpearson180]

Fuckinghell that’s brutal 🤣

What a present that is though, once the bruising has gone down he’ll soon be slamming in the 180’s

[Gus Tawse @gus_tawse]

Tesco just arrived with the Christmas delivery. The driver handed me a bag and said ‘There’s a couple of substitutions, here’s your sprig of rosemary and haddock’

I said to him ‘This isn’t the thyme or the plaice’.