Harold Holt was retrieved by his Chinese state handlers and has spent the last 58 years cultivating his qi atop mount Longhu to one day return and lead the australian people into glory
When I was a little kid we had to write a letter to a celebrity asking them to send a headshot. My parents are very religious and I didn’t know of any celebrities so I wrote to the guy who owned Blockbuster Video since it was the 90s and what was more magical than VHS tapes?