Bryan M.

Normal guy, meatball enthusiast

[Bryan M. @b1515152004]

It's pretty embarrassing how many times a week I google "find my android"

[Bryan M. @b1515152004]

I just scored 996,793 on Guns & Roses Not In This Lifetime #pinball machine by @JJPinball 00606-1 via @gnr_pinball

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@bveselik Gross

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#dayton6th

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Poop

#Dayton6th

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Summer Break update. Day 1. I forgot that time existed and started making dinner around 4:00, was finished eating by 4:43. Bring on the late night snacks tonight!

[Bryan M. @b1515152004]

Watching the inauguration at school.

2nd grader: I wonder what Donald Trump is doing right now.
Me: Well what do you think he's doing right now?
2nd grader: Probably eating candy and crying because he's so angry

He's probably not wrong

[Bryan M. @b1515152004]

@mjves YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO YOURE NOT MY MOM

[Bryan M. @b1515152004]

My secret talent is that with a knife, I can get out exactly 31 grams of @meijer brand light cream cheese in 1 try, every time. What's yours?

[Bryan M. @b1515152004]

@thejoeu #teamceasar

[Bryan M. @b1515152004]

You ever have a bread salad? Instead of lettuce you use croutons. And instead of croutons you use lettuce.

[Bryan M. @b1515152004]

Today as I cleaned out my closet, I went from "vest owner" to "not a vest owner". Crazy how life changes like that.

[Bryan M. @b1515152004]

Woah! @NBA2K what a plot twist!

[Bryan M. @b1515152004]

@Trevornoah @b1515152004 ! 2nd grade teacher here

[Bryan M. @b1515152004]

AWW C'MON @hulu ! YOU LISTED PART 2 AS PART 1 WHICH SPOILED PART 1 INSTANTLY!!!! #maskedsinger 😡

[Bryan M. @b1515152004]

P 1: I got this new bush/tree/plant
P 2: Let's put it right next to the fence on the property line
P 1: Wouldn't that push the fence and be difficult for the next owner to remove?
P 2: Perfect.

I am pretty certain the last owners of my house had this conversation numerous times

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Day 39. I signed up for a @Lowes account.

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Day 32. I put too many bread crumbs on the mac and cheese. Way too many.

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Day 29. I changed an outlet.

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@naturallight 🤦‍♂️