Gareth Bladon

Street strategist bored with the mainstream. Currently on a grown-up gap yah studying and consulting. #Strategy #Disruption #ThumaMina

[Gareth Bladon @b1ades]

@MyJRA it’s been over a month now. How about solving this issue?

[Joburg Roads Agency @MyJRA]

Hi Gareth, your query has been logged with ref no 3700325.^MM

[Gareth Bladon @b1ades]

@MotherlandCo no WiFi and only plastic straws at your BluBird branch. Cmon guys that’s not your brand. Is it?

[Gareth Bladon @b1ades]

@MyJRA this is a 3rd attempt at getting a reference number for the report below. A response would be appreciated. @CityofJoburgZA

[Gareth Bladon @b1ades]

@MyJRA massive hole over one entire lane at cnr Bute Ave/North St in Melrose needs urgent filling. Causing major traffic obstruction. Pls provide ref #

[Gareth Bladon @b1ades]

@MyJRA pls provide a reference number for the report below.

[Gareth Bladon @b1ades]

@MyJRA massive hole over one entire lane at cnr Bute Ave/North St in Melrose needs urgent filling. Causing major traffic obstruction. Pls provide ref #

[Gareth Bladon @b1ades]

@MyJRA massive hole over one entire lane at cnr Bute Ave/North St in Melrose needs urgent filling. Causing major traffic obstruction. Pls provide ref #

[Gareth Bladon @b1ades]

@Lucy_Zeka

[Sarah @SarahDuggers]

Omg who made this masterpiece?

[Gareth Bladon @b1ades]

+1. We’ve all got a role to play and a contribution to make.

[Khozality🇿🇦 @khozalities]

The reason I'm so critical of political leaders in SA is this :

I love this country. Despite its issues this is home. The people here are amazing ( black, white, etc). This country has huge potential and it's up to us to fix it. If not for us then for our children.

[Lucy Zeka @Lucy_Zeka]

Couldn’t agree more. Totally misses the nuances of SA politics and the many complicated reasons behind EWC policy

[Gareth Bladon @b1ades]

So impressed with the initiatives that @BBCR1 (audience youth mkt) & @BBC are doing for mental wellness & health. Direct, truthful & practical. Exactly what a state broadcaster should be doing. Another example of an institution Britain can still be proud of! #itsok #sicknotweak

[Gareth Bladon @b1ades]

@MiningHistorian

[D Attenborough @Attenboroughs_D]

Ladies and gentlemen I give you, Techno Cat.

*needs sound

[Gareth Bladon @b1ades]

@mntownsend 🤣

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

Professional DJs report that 23.1% of couples specifically ban the "Chicken Dance" from being played at their wedding reception.

[Gareth Bladon @b1ades]

@JHBWater forget my last tweet. There is now NO water in Melrose/Birdhaven. Pls log and provide reference number.

[Gareth Bladon @b1ades]

@JHBWater very very low water pressure in Melrose/Birdhaven. Any news on this? Can we log a call?

[Gareth Bladon @b1ades]

@Dischem Thks. I spoke to Nkosi from online orders at your Benmore branch earlier. He’s been great & very understanding. He’s arranged a delivery plan for which I’m grateful. Pls could you pass on the msg to his manager.

[Gareth Bladon @b1ades]

@Dischem you’ve got to be kidding me! Ordered ordinary toiletries online thinking it would save me the time & hassle of going to the store. 3 days later I find out it takes 4 days to deliver even just a can of deodorant. You’ve got supply chain issues.

[Gareth Bladon @b1ades]

@Dischem Granted I didn’t read the Ts&Cs & take responsibility for that. But you’re missing the point... 3-5 days to deliver ordinary toiletries with at least 4 stores within a 10km radius! Woolies & PnP can get the same can of deo to me in 24 hours. Time to step up your service

[Gareth Bladon @b1ades]

@DStv Kinda ironic considering your fear of Netflix!

[Gareth Bladon @b1ades]

Really am over my brethren over in the UK continuously bitching about the heat and sun. It’s the irony I find most annoying.

[Gareth Bladon @b1ades]

@CityPowerJhb still no reply. Pls could we have an update.

[Gareth Bladon @b1ades]

@CityPowerJhb pls can we have an update on the outage in Melrose/Birdhaven/Illovo. Been a few hours now. Ref CPWEB2321917

[Gareth Bladon @b1ades]

@CityPowerJhb pls can we have an update on the outage in Melrose/Birdhaven/Illovo. Been a few hours now. Ref CPWEB2321917