nostrathomas

man I don't break character until after the DVD commentary

[nostrathomas @b1rd_s]

Tweet of 2020 thread so I don't lose this gem

[LancCo Rob (Topper? I Hardly Know Her! Edition) @TweetsByBerto]

Can I come over and stare @ you like this??

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

The Philadelphia Phillies are finalizing a deal to acquire closer Jhoan Duran from the Minnesota Twins for two top prospects, sources tell ESPN. The biggest move of the deadline so far is almost complete.

[John Foley @2008Philz]

7.8.2011

Walkoff home run for Rauuuuuuuul as the Phillies beat the Braves, 3-2.

Team is 56-33 and leads the division by 3.5 games. Career win number 600 for Charlie Manuel with the Phils.

[quinn @quinnslcm]

never kys

[Ryan Clark @Realrclark25]

I’m a team guy!! So even in my failures I work for the success of others. 😂😂😂😂

@cdejean23 was working too hard to get an opportunity to finish the drill. From the ground I made the pitch, & finished through the whistle. T.E.A.M. For real though Ian check the PEP turf. Something reached up and tripped me.

Good drill Coop! Not one of @DB_Precision’s finer moments.

@nfl

#NFL #PEP #SecondaryToNone #DoingTodayWhatOthersWillCopyTomorrow

[Banished Kent @kentbanishearl]

“So hold up…Boromir said they couldn’t simply walk into Mordor.”

“Yes, he did. He did say that.”

“But then….these hobbits. They just….walked into Mordor? Is that right?”

��Hobbits really are amazing creatures, Joe. Amazing. Even after a hundred years, they still surprise.”

[nostrathomas @b1rd_s]

I'm laughing like the joker I don't m ow how to contain myself

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

probably the most mischievous grin ever

[Project Big Screen @ProjBigScreen]

BREAKING: The first trailer for Marvel’s FANTASTIC FOUR has been released

Hitting theaters on July 25th. Thoughts?

[nostrathomas @b1rd_s]

Brady hates foles so much

[nostrathomas @b1rd_s]

I've never said anything bad about running backs!!!!!!

[nostrathomas @b1rd_s]

☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️

[nostrathomas @b1rd_s]

My heart is pounding out of my chest

[nostrathomas @b1rd_s]

If the Eagles & Notre Dame win a title in the same year I will become unbearable

[Cleveland Browns @Browns]

Officially official! We've named Tommy Rees as our new offensive coordinator

📰 » https://t.co/Prv6HuEbwB

[Jeff McDevitt @JeffMcDev]

when i see a packers fan this week

[nostrathomas @b1rd_s]

Come home Doug

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

LeSean McCoy goes OFF on the #Jaguars for firing HC Doug Pederson when Trevor Lawrence is at fault:

"Doug Pederson is a really really good coach...how much can you help a guy that isn't that good."

"He's [Trevor] is not a good player."

Thoughts? 🤔

[The Adventurous Soul @TAdventurousoul]

The Real Size of Animals ~ A Thread🧵

1. The size of a grizzly bear paw compared to a person.

[nostrathomas @b1rd_s]

All my homies hate bulldogs

[nostrathomas @b1rd_s]

Someone should use AI to replace every cigarette in every movie ever with a juul