Meet the UN Human Rights:
0 tweets about Sivarasa Anojan, who has been sentenced to death in Saudi Arabia 🤨
But when it comes to India, the puppet UN Human Rights wakes up even from hell 🤐
Day 3 of the Elon India meltdown. 🍿
Day 1: Crime against the people of India.
Day 2: Is Ambani the real boss? plus a thank-you to Rahul Gandhi.
Day 3: An open letter to Prime Minister Ambani.
This isn't strategy, Elon. It's a tantrum..
Let's talk about this monopolist you're so scared of. In March 2025, YOUR company signed a deal with HIS company to sell Starlink in India. You called Jio a partner then.
Now he's an exploiter? What changed?Oh right. Jio announced its own 1,600-satellite network, with India's space regulator calling the plan technically sound. Its proposed capacity over India is 4.5–5 Tbps. Starlink is approved for 600 Gbps.
Suddenly the partner is the villain.
And a lecture on monopolies from the man who owns over 10,000 of the satellites in low-earth orbit? That's rich, even by your standards.
Ambani controls India?
Ambani wanted a spectrum auction. India gave satellite spectrum by administrative allocation, the exact thing YOU lobbied for. If he's the boss, he's losing to you.
Saving lives in disasters?
Tell that to Ukraine's navy. In 2022, you personally refused to extend coverage near Crimea and their drones died mid-mission. That's the problem, Elon. You decide when Starlink saves lives and when it doesn't. No sovereign country hands that switch to one moody billionaire.
Children's education? Your own India site briefly showed ₹8,600 a month and a ₹34,000 dish. Indian kids are learning on ₹349 phone plans right now.
You have the licence. The spectrum framework is headed to Cabinet. All that's left is a security review, which you earned after your dishes turned up with militants in Manipur and in Iran without a licence.
So stop crying online and sit through the check like everyone else.Insecure isn't a good look on the richest man in the world.