KdotL

Sarcasm rocks.

[illuminatibot @iluminatibot]

Never Forget: When the Panama Papers came out it revealed all the richest people in the world are part of an enormous conspiracy to dodge taxes and hoard stolen wealth in offshore accounts and nothing happened except a reporter working on the story was assassinated.

[The Time Being @namomnetempus]

Can I bum a fag?

[steely danielson @AlmotsGraps]

imagine being a WWF only guy in 1994 and seeing this shit

[Briefcase Michael @BriefcaseMike]

We're always told the supermarkets operate on "tiny margins" so it's a mystery how their profits are in the billions and their CEOs earn salaries in the millions. #r4today

[Just Dave now @justdavenow89]

who the fuck saw the state america is in and thought oh we need that here..

[Wrestling Should Be Fun @WSBFun]

28 YEARS AGO TODAY…

Al Snow was floundering in the WWF.

Paul Heyman picked him up on loan in ECW and turned him into a main event act at Wrestlepalooza ‘98.

Prodigy theme music, polystyrene heads, crazy camera work…

He was OVER and returned to WWF a far better act.

[KdotL @b3ardyo]

He probably would have more this season if his head coach had started him in more games

[Doug O'Kane @dougokane88]

CH: Phillo is a very good player for this level. He's been really, really good over the course of his time at the club.
“To get that many goals is invaluable. Credit to him.
“He'd probably say himself, he could have had even more over the course of the season, if we're honest

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

Just 20 minutes before Trump announced the Strait of Hormuz was open—Someone dumped 7,990 lots of Brent crude futures.

A $760 million bet that oil prices would drop.

Orders far larger than anything else in the market at that moment.

They made a fortune.

But somebody knew the announcement was coming.

This is insider trading at the highest level of government.

[Kieran Maguire @KieranMaguire]

The FIFA Peace Prize winner speaks…

[KdotL @b3ardyo]

@KieranMaguire Speckled eggs Kieran, speckled eggs.

[James Foster @JamesEFoster]

.@Keir_Starmer:

“If you don’t like the changes that we’ve made… The door is open and you can leave!”

So people did, Sir Keir. No use crying now.

And attacking @TheGreenParty just shows how desperate you are.

You have destroyed the @UKLabour Party.

[Sammy @TigheSammy]

*Trump approval rating drops to 29%*

*Approval stops being measured*

Don’t think I need to call the Scooby gang to solve this mystery

[BarnsleyFCFAB @BarnsleyFCFAB]

👉 Submit your points for the February meeting here:
https://t.co/g6GDi0mqLB

[Feargal Sharkey @Feargal_Sharkey]

By the way did I mention that Mandelson's company
Global Counsel lobbies govt on behalf of the water industry.

Think about it, WCs using bill payers money to pay Mandelson to lobby govt acting not in customers best interests but purely and solely the interest of shareholders.

I'll just leave that thought there shall I.

[Chay Bowes @BowesChay]

All of the stooges have been given their instructions. All of the actors given their lines.

Lights, Camera, Action.

[KdotL @b3ardyo]

@ellis_platten @BenHtafc17 Clearly someone hasn't seen the absolute dish that is Ben Gibbs.

[Matt Kennard @kennardmatt]

Keir Starmer joined CIA-linked Trilateral Commission while serving as Corbyn's shadow Brexit Secretary

He did not inform Corbyn

Starmer served alongside 2 ex-heads of CIA

Ex-CIA director said in 2019 “we will do our level best” to stop Corbyn

Jeffrey Epstein was also a member

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

Zack Polanski, "Palantir.. £240 million contract last month"

"That was lobbied by Global Counsel which is Peter Mandelson's lobbying group"

"Alongside Wes Streeting the Health Secretary, close friend of Peter Mandelson"

"I've written to the Health Secretary today to say we have to break that contract"

"The idea that a defence company from the US has its fingerprints all over our healthcare system, alongside Peter Mandelson"

"It's a whole range of questions that need answers urgently"

[Feargal Sharkey @Feargal_Sharkey]

You'll want to be sitting down for this bit.

Water companies are currently £82.7 billion in debt, have paid themselves £85 billion in dividends, leak over a trillion of litres of water per year, dump sewage for almost 4 million hours per year, have been convicted of over 1,200 criminal acts since 1989 and an average of 35% of your bill goes on nothing but paying more interest and yet more dividends.

And not a single company has ever lost their operating licence. 👇

[KdotL @b3ardyo]

@TarnUpdatez @doubleh0525 @antclare78 @BarnsleyFC @ConorHourihane Wouldn't he qualify for an ESC spot? I think we get a maximum of two spots in League One.