Chris Benoit

Now parge the lath

[Gator Gar @gatorgar]

Post the before pics next time

[rpmm24 - milwaukee extraordinaire @rpmm24]

My upstairs neighbors culture

[Richard Hanania @RichardHanania]

Rare that I hear something new in the AI debate, but this is one such case.

[David Clement 🌐 @davidclement]

I think we are seeing in real time that running a G7 economy like a communications strategy consultancy can only go on for so long...

[Scott Reid @_scottreid]

This piece by @KRonellenfitsch is so goddamned good. So goddamned smart. So goddamned cut-through-the-bullshit. I wish @liberal_party would hook her brain up to a WhatDoWeDoNext machine. I want every Liberal in Canada to read it immediately.
https://t.co/gZDntNimXt

[Rick Paulas @rick_paulas]

It has been wild 72 hours knowing who J. Ann Selzer was. Thanks for your input.

[Jon Lovett @jonlovett]

You know who else was a carpenter with an inspiring message?

[lisa @gaykittycorps]

computers love to say "&". they adore it, they can't stop saying it.

[Sam Ghali, M.D. @EM_RESUS]

Just to be crystal clear, “I feel fine but my wife made me come in” has a positive predictive value for something being *really* fucking wrong that approaches 100%

[BuccoCapital Bloke @buccocapital]

Whenever I'm stressed at work because my boss is being unreasonable I remember the emails Donald Rumsfeld used to send to his staff

[jenny_tightpants🪑 @halomancer1]

>nuclear reactor heats up water
>water spins a turbine to create electricity
>i use that electricity to power my microwave
>use the microwave to heat up water

[tabitha arnold @thetolerantweft]

going on ozempic, not to lose weight, but because the inevitable class action lawsuit is gonna pay out like crazy

[Christian Becker @TheAmazingBeck]

They did

[M.E 🎈 @Emmys]

One time someone I know ran into John Lovitz on the street and was like “John Lovitz??” To which he replied “Jealous ?!!” I think about that often.

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

bf texted me “I’m locked in” this morning and then had to call and explain that the bedroom door of this airbnb broke and he was physically locked inside

[Swan @AndySwan]

McDonald's teaching a master class in navigating political waters with grace

[frye @___frye]

the sixth love language is navigating bureaucracy for someone

[erica @ericanextdooor]

going to ask seven friends for advice and then execute my original plan