Carrick Cooking?⭐⭐⭐

Manchester United fan

[Carrick Cooking?⭐⭐⭐ @B609000]

The fucking soundboard at the end😭🤦

[Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital]

🚨CLAVICULAR: "I find it quite silly to me that you’re with the number one looksmaxxer and instead of asking how you can ascend so your wife wouldn’t tweet our captions like ‘When my husbands away, Mr. Suds comes out to play,’ maybe if you asked me how to ascend this would stop happening to you.”

Oh my God. Call 911. 💀💀💀

[©️🗣 @JoshC_mufc2]

Ineos

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @esp068]

Where the fuck were these teachers when I was at school

[= @afcsohaib]

“Oiii Vini bruv fresh chin and that jeeez”

[H. @invertedLuffy]

Modric in the DM, Leao in CAM 😭😭 someone save the sport from this terrorist 😭😭

[Carrick Cooking?⭐⭐⭐ @B609000]

Not too late for uni.

[Fabrizio Romano @fabrizioromnono]

🚨🇶🇦 Al-Rayyan agree deal to sign Jadon sancho from man united , here we go!

Permanent move as sancho contract has been terminated, ready for new chapter in Qatar.

[𝘿𝙧𝙚𝙬𝙨𝙠𝙞 @LFCDrewski]

What Declan Rice comes home to after a hard fought 1-0 against Leeds

[Shakur🦧 @AFCShakur]

Gyokeres does this every week nothing special

[Carter @ar_carterr]

A man spent real money on a Garnacho shirt.

[niran @TheOfficialFNG]

unannounce it

[Carrick Cooking?⭐⭐⭐ @B609000]

0 micronutrients.

[John Fadule @fadule_]

1900 calories, 240 grams protein. 0 cooking, 0 meal prepping, 0 clean-up.

[Carrick Cooking?⭐⭐⭐ @B609000]

He's getting closer and closer to looking Indian 😪. #RodrygoMaxxing

[❄️ @footyhan]

Look at how they massacred my boy 💔

[Toni Kroos @ToniKroos]

Football won

[As Marca @asmarcatr]

🐒 Lionel Messi é um filho da p*ta tão patético que praticamente implora ao árbitro por um cartão vermelho, dedurando feito um c*nalha o fato de Cucurella ter tapado a boca por meio segundo.

É preciso não ter honra nenhuma para chamar esse cachorro sem vergonha de GOAT e ser fã desse c*nalha. #ESPxARG

🙏 Cristiano Ronaldo tem 100 vezes mais caráter do que aquele merda.

[💜🥀🪵 @YATI1011]

@FabrizioRomano 😂😂😂

[Lewis H @LewisFFC17]

That little cunt forgot Bellingham spoke Spanish, then shit himself

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

Rest up, King. You'll play under a manager who actually appreciates you this upcoming season. ❤️

[jordan 𓄧 @SendoGoat]

Asked an Argentinian to name 3 things they got in their fridge

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

AI giving girls their actual looks match is going to cause all sorts of emotional damage.

[🇻🇮 @MuskCaughtAP]

1-0 already

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

The reaction of a man who no longer receives any tangible information from Manchester United these days.