Bot girl shit

i just want to tweet about running

[Bot girl shit @b82459000]

There’s a restaurant near me that literally serves a martini, salad, and French fries for $20 and calls the order girl dinner. This may be the only safe meal

[Kattoo King @SimplyKattoo]

The alcohol in a martini should be enough to kill the parasite in my ceasar salad, and then I'll pair it with fries, which are safe

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Artificial intelligences do not undergo experiences, do not possess a body, do not feel joy or pain, do not mature through relationships, and do not know from within what love, work, friendship or responsibility mean. Nor do they have a moral conscience, since they do not judge good and evil, grasp the ultimate meaning of situations, or bear responsibility for consequences. They may imitate or even simulate, but they do not understand what they produce, for they lack the affective, relational, and spiritual perspective through which human beings grow in wisdom. #MagnificaHumanitas

[🇺🇸🦆 @cookinquack]

The Pop Tart bowl should be a playoff game

[Bot girl shit @b82459000]

Realizing I’m signing up for a trail marathon as a training race

[Bot girl shit @b82459000]

My mother loves me very much but would disown me in. A heartbeat every time she sees me water down my coffee in the morning

[Bot girl shit @b82459000]

My bf is about to wake up and realize I’m watching a livestream of people running around a track for 24 hours but I need to know the lore when the podcasts drop

[Bot girl shit @b82459000]

I’m going to crash my car blasting Brat but honestly that might be brat girl summer energy

[Bot girl shit @b82459000]

Being in academia really is waking up on the weekend like “happy Saturday! Time to write about the Mujahideen!” And accepting that as totally normal

[Bot girl shit @b82459000]

V rude that I moved all the way to central NY and I’m still 2 hours from the nearest wegmans

[Bot girl shit @b82459000]

One of the best parts of living in an old home is discovering what abnormally low element I will bump my head on each day

[perneeya @dykeistan]

i would give my life for my friends i'd do anything for them except answer their text messages

[Bot girl shit @b82459000]

Reasons I need to be in therapy: today I asked my therapist if she knew who John Gaddis was😭😭

[Bot girl shit @b82459000]

the 5 am airport monster and sour gummies that will fuel most of the next 13 hours of travel is becoming a sacred event 😌

[Bot girl shit @b82459000]

One day I will stop referring to my dissertation as a “fever dream” in emails to committee members, but as it is yet to become anything else, today is not that day

[Bot girl shit @b82459000]

@tjo_me You would survive

[Bot girl shit @b82459000]

Recently posted the same photo on two social medias and only two people noticed that there was a knife holding a book open (I also did not notice, tbf).

All you true crime girlies, you would not make it

[Bot girl shit @b82459000]

Bold to assume

[Bot girl shit @b82459000]

I am an Eastern European grandmother’s worst nightmare (I go out with wet hair sometimes)

[Bot girl shit @b82459000]

Don’t text, I’m roasting every available vegetable in my apartment

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

With friendships I have what I like to call “outdoor cat attachment style.” Some weeks u will see me a ton and other weeks u will not know if I’m dead or alive but don’t worry I still love u I will not forget u