Brendan Newell

#TooNewellForSchool

[Brendan Newell @bNEW96]

This weekend

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@larrylargemouth @newell2698

[Jameson U.S. @JamesonUS]

If this gets 75K retweets... I can either convince my bosses to bring this to the US... or be fired.

[Matt Skinner @Matt_Skinner92]

once I had the idea I just had to do it #GameofThrones

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@YoBoyle

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@YoBoyle

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@Ryan_Bradley1

[1994 Subaru Outback @sadieisonfire__]

people who got two first names as their first and last name consumed their other sibling inside the womb and absorbed all their powers

[Brendan Newell @bNEW96]

@YoBoyle

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@KfeddyGK https://t.co/aWjgoOoEkD

[Brendan Newell @bNEW96]

@KfeddyGK let’s do some of these this summer https://t.co/yVNzaykzp4

[andrés @dirtbag113]

list of 80 summer date ideas, 49 of which are less than $20! Have fun this summer ;))

[Brendan Newell @bNEW96]

@gilbride627 we should put out an add like this https://t.co/BzEVpH57us

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@KfeddyGK https://t.co/7W2XZGO4NS

[billiam @BillRatchet]

since everyone ruined infinity war for me i’m going to ruin the ending to Air Bud 2: the dog can dunk from the free throw line

[Brendan Newell @bNEW96]

When you have a final during the bar crawl

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@McgrathOwen @LiamKing8 The moon landing

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@LiamKing8 https://t.co/Uz85BWFZT6

[wint @dril]

"jail isnt real," i assure myself as i close my eyes and ram the hallmark gift shop with my shitty bronco

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@KfeddyGK https://t.co/yFLXwEggiX

[Brendan Newell @bNEW96]

@MichaelaAuterio It’s Newell

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@LiamKing8 https://t.co/58xsEVZt0U

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@LiamKing8 https://t.co/PoriG55HsB

[Reverend Scott @Reverend_Scott]

robber: THIS IS A ROBBERY

teller: no, this is a bank

robber: oh true

cop: FREEZE, YOU'RE UNDER ARREST

teller: no, he's under a roof

cop: oh true. she's good

robber: I know right

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@LiamKing8 https://t.co/uoet0OOJvg

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@MichaelaAuterio