Brandon Augustino

tall curmudgeon, optimizer

[Matthew Herper @matthewherper]

The "Sci-Hub effect" can almost double the citations of research articles, study suggests https://t.co/jvyvu8s8gr

[Brandon Augustino @b_augustino]

Aged like milk

[Herbert Vargas @Verbert_Hargas]

The Knicks are absolute dog water lmao

[Brandon Augustino @b_augustino]

@Verbert_Hargas

[Brandon Augustino @b_augustino]

The Knicks are .500 in January

[Brandon Augustino @b_augustino]

Christmas isn’t over until I stop eating ferrero rocher for breakfast

[Brandon Augustino @b_augustino]

@normonics Arthur Verocai - Arthur Verocai

[Brandon Augustino @b_augustino]

First edition of our work on electrifying transit systems now available https://t.co/P3ZQET7dbK

[Brandon Augustino @b_augustino]

@Okwonga Statement loss

[Natalie E. Dean, PhD @nataliexdean]

This is really disinformation beyond the pale.

The key distinction is that vaccines are a SAFE way to achieve immunity. Getting sick with COVID-19 is inherently unsafe. We would never ever tolerate a vaccine that carried even a fraction of the risks of natural infection.

[Brandon Augustino @b_augustino]

@normonics If there was ever a time for more people to start practicing localism it’s now. It’s going to be really ugly out there really soon

[Brandon Augustino @b_augustino]

@mikeandallie Rogue seems to have some available Rogue Fitness: SB-1 - Rogue Safety Squat Bar - Fully Welded - Made in the USA | Rogue Fitness
Shop Quality American Made Strength & Conditioning Equipment https://t.co/0bQdDoOLCB

[Yaneer Bar-Yam @yaneerbaryam]

“A pandemic is really a mirror of a whole society’s functioning and organisation as a whole.”

[Rohan Naidu @Rohan_Naidu]

Deeply unappreciated fact: the most "impactful" person in science right now is this Kazakhstani hacker queen. She is the one-woman bridge to the largest repository of scientific knowledge ever collected.

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

we didnt want the #1 pick anyway we would have done something stupid with it

[Brandon Augustino @b_augustino]

Been living in North Jersey for so long I accidentally just said Taylor Ham in front of my parents. If I wasn’t the least favorite child already I am now

[Nassim Nicholas Taleb @nntaleb]

Am I the first to notice that she has a remarkable lung capacity to shout and scream but none for a surgical mask?

[Brandon Augustino @b_augustino]

@laurenbaruffi Never said that my brain was *highly* functioning just that the lights are on

[Brandon Augustino @b_augustino]

@laurenbaruffi As both a mathematician and a human being with a functioning brain this made me want to throw up

[Brandon Augustino @b_augustino]

@channnler all*

[Brandon Augustino @b_augustino]

Just discovered protein pasta. Never before has a food item captured my essence like this