B Cole

the naked man fears no pickpocket

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

choppelganger | noun | a less attractive version of someone or something

[B Cole @b_cole28]

@RobsRips @CardsEnzo You’re the 🐐!! Ty brother

[Team USA @TeamUSA]

46 YEARS TO THE DAY. GOLD AGAIN. 🇺🇸🥇

#WinterOlympics

[RobsRips @RobsRips]

the vibe are immaculate at this pizza joint in philly

[Khamzat Chimaev @KChimaev]

205

[Connor Griffin @RealCGriff]

Holy shit. This changes everything.

[JT @jiratickets]

Knew a dude who emailed the IT guy directly instead of submitting a ticket and they blew his shit smoove off

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

His name is Alex Jeffrey Pretti. He was 37 years old.
He was a licensed nurse.
He was recording ICE and defending a female protester from their aggression.

And they executed him.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

they’re bluffing when they say you can still get knocked off the nice list this late in the game. santa’s been delivering gifts in japan for hours by now; that list is locked, do whatever you want.

[TonyBaloni👁 @Tonybaloni1107_]

The Yan Whistle of all Whistles

[Greg Gobblestone @GregGobblestone]

Just pulled a fuckin rizzler flush #whowantme

[B Cole @b_cole28]

@RobsRips @premiercards_2 Best I can do is 80% comps on the Barkley

[Basketball University @UofBasketball]

Mandatory 1v1 driveway ISOs any time brothers play each other going forward

[Katie Dippold @katiedippold]

Tbt to Halloween when I dressed as the babadook but my friend's house had more of a grown ups drinking wine vibe

[B Cole @b_cole28]

@RobsRips 🤣🤣 got called a freak on the drive thru speaker for ordering that, please savor it

[Coach Dan Casey @CoachDanCasey]

Virginia trading the Tackles to hide the shift to Wildcat 👌

[Texas A&M Police @TAMUPolice]

Public Intoxication X 2. Responded to report of intoxicated subject in men's restroom near Section 334/335. Called sober friend. Sober friend arrived intoxicated. Arrested. #BTHOmississippistate

[B Cole @b_cole28]

Seriously time we implement a shot clock on ATMs, I propose 90 seconds max