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[Rep. Jim McGovern @RepMcGovern]

Trump says Democrats forgot to rig the election in 2016, successfully rigged it while *he* was president in 2020, then forgot how to rig it again in 2024. So the only election Democrats supposedly stole was the one he himself controlled.

You have to be a special kind of stupid to believe this bullshit.

[sona @swiftlydunphy]

i just dont think every company needs a quirky social media account

[Vince @alt_Vincey]

That McGregor fight:

[Ariel Helwani @arielhelwani]

Merab x Cejudo from earlier today. Incredible match.

[Chael Sonnen @ChaelSonnen]

If posting a tribute video to a dead guy, consider not attaching a video where you are beating the crap out of him.

[🃏lifepilled joycel🃏 @dyslexicgoatz]

on my mitch McConnell shit no one has heard from me in days

[John Q. Septa @dropkick_murray]

Anyone else getting these calls lately? So annoying

[aj @adfreebrowsing]

can we start treating the mitch mcconnell missing saga like the ocean gate submarine i think that would be funny

[Jawad @levantupdates]

The warriors of the Islamic Republic Of Japan gave Sushi Muslims a new meaning

[its that kev @acanticleforkev]

I too received a call from Mitch McConnell and it wasn’t what I expected

[dane 🚩 @buckadeath]

The Islamic Republic of Japan

[Oil Baron🇺🇸🛢️🦅 @OilBar0n]

I predicted this!

[Pierre 🦸🏻‍♂️ 🎮 💿 @Pierre54v]

Vous avez vraiment cru qu’en bombardant de tweet ça allait nous diviser et on allait abandonner ????

viens laaaaaaa

[Trey the Explainer @Trey_Explainer]

Homie got a glimpse into an alternate timeline

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

The Islamic Republic of Japan is now threatening to block The Strait of Hormuz following hostilities with the United States.

[Nαтe Blαncнeтт @NateBlanchett]

‼️ BREAKING: Not only is Mitch McConnell alive, he is looking young and vigorous in this recently leaked video, dancing at the hospital alongside an unnamed beautiful black woman

[Isaac Saul @Ike_Saul]

This is, like, actual communism.

[Yankees Pirate @GL2411]

@atrupar @stuzi_pants We're fucked, y'all.

[MRS. XTRA 🦂 @shantisdiary]

these mosquitoes are pulling pants down and EATING ASS!!!!!!!

[Wesley ✨ @wesleytypes]

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