indigo girl

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

Girl who starts acting weird bc she’s nervous that she is acting weird

[blanco @beerdefeater]

Im hammered watching the Santa tracker telling my niece that when Santa enters the US airspace our military is gonna shoot him down with cruise missiles

[Nick Colletti @Nick_Colletti]

I'll have the shrimp cocktail hold the shrimp and the tail

[Tokoissick @tokoissickk]

me to my therapist tomorrow so i dont get sent away

[indigo girl @b_dunx]

@KapriLindsley @yugihole I’d be breaking the toilet seat too

[indigo girl @b_dunx]

@BParsh We gotta pimp your new ride out with some obnoxious subs🤣

[indigo girl @b_dunx]

@jjuuulless mommy

[indigo girl @b_dunx]

@epicswagangel Ok so YOURE the reason my cats spay appointment got rescheduled??

[indigo girl @b_dunx]

People be posting their Spotify wrapped with well-known abusers and rapists in their top 5 artists and that ain’t sittin right with me. Like y’all be tagging them too…they ain’t lookin at your bum ass story. Embarrassing !

[indigo girl @b_dunx]

@cutrugs I rest my case

[indigo girl @b_dunx]

@megzzzyyyy She learned her sweetness from the best🌹 this is amazing

[indigo girl @b_dunx]

@sniknejojeille Huge yikeys

[KILLER MEG (Interdimensional entity..) @horse_feedbag]

Why is it called the mayo clinic lol. Look at me im going to the ketchup hospital! Give me a break

[indigo girl @b_dunx]

That's me <3

[doom boy @abrahams_wife]

slutty gf with a math major, call that the thot that counts

[indigo girl @b_dunx]

@audiogoblin I only recommend it to the customers that disrespect me <3 swim in my shit babe!

[indigo girl @b_dunx]

My teachers ask me if I wanna be a math teacher when I tell them I'm majoring in math and then get offended when I laugh. Like no hunni I'm makin dollar bills! Not teaching math! Thanks :)

[nikki mccann ramírez @NikkiMcR]

Parents: Are you high?

Me, smartly: This is a violation of my HIPAA rights.

[indigo girl @b_dunx]

@epicswagangel I will literally inject u with ✨good vibes✨ to calm u down girly wya !