GJ 🌱

honorably shitposting

[GJ 🌱 @geeejaye]

Doing Nothing With Your Favorite People Is Really, Really Good for You | SELF https://t.co/oKMtm1qH5c

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@elonmusk @peterrhague @neuralink I’m sure people will find a way to make this negative and political but this is easily the greatest innovation in human history. Argue w the wall

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Don’t attribute to malice, what can be attributed to ignorance

[Alex Hormozi @AlexHormozi]

People wildly underestimate how much hard shit you can overcome by just trying much, much, much harder than your competition.

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Evidence Based Impending Sense of Doom

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“ I don’t understand why I have no friends ”

**watches 3 hour documentary on quantum physics**

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Really? A young men’s bible group??

Surely, if Jesus was “still alive” he would never allow something that gay to exist.

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What doesn’t kill you, will try again.

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sunshine suicide?

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UVmaxxing

[27. @dimvji]

maybe being sober is the real high

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Fools remember,
Geniuses forget

[GJ 🌱 @geeejaye]

Come to think of it, death was pretty lit too.

“alive” moves to the #3 spot?!

Wild.

[GJ 🌱 @geeejaye]

After further investigation of the holy trinity… the results are in:

alive
jail
dead

Jail always gets lumped in with death but tbh it feels like a slap in the face to county jail. Shit kinda fun in there

[GJ 🌱 @geeejaye]

Trading soups as currency, making goo with your buddies, sports betting, playing spades, drinking coffee, smoking tp cigarettes, playing 3v3 bball, exchanging war stories.
Nothing better than that! Amirite?!

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

One of the biggest mysteries to me is that orcas are the most efficient predators on Earth, yet they’ve never hunted humans in the wild. Maybe they know something we don’t

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This (larger) couple from the neighborhood just arrived at the pool, quickly dropped their belongings, then went into the pool and began tickle fighting.

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I miss her. (drugs)

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girls who say “bro”

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@hubermanlab I’m in queue for @vivistimsystem vagal nerve implant post brain injury but waiting on approval for hemorrhagic events. Also in queue for a deep brain stimulator. Crazy time to be alive.