Britney Green

Love your life it's the only one you'll get

[Britney Green @b_green2208]

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[Britney Green @b_green2208]

Here with our favorite vet #marines #ChiefsKingdom

[Britney Green @b_green2208]

Only listening to the new @taylorswift13 music because as a @newheightshow fan I feel obligated to support her now like the swifties support the boys. #92%ers 🫱🏼‍🫲🏻 #swifties

[Britney Green @b_green2208]

@WhiteClaw for Christmas I just want a blackberry only pack.

Or give me the top 4 Blackberry. Raspberry. Mango. Black Cherry.

[Britney Green @b_green2208]

It’s the same girls posting about wanting others to respect their relationship that’ll leave love notes in your mailbox for your husband while dating somebody else. Lolz

[Britney Green @b_green2208]

Doesn’t matter how long it’s been, those waves of grief loosing a loved one are a real bitch.

[Britney Green @b_green2208]

Florida @TomBrady is elite humor. That’s a hill I’ll die on.

[Britney Green @b_green2208]

If I buy a box of ice cream sandwiches I will eat them all at an alarming rate. No self control.

[Britney Green @b_green2208]

People act weird on social media.

[Britney Green @b_green2208]

Nothing is more obnoxious than people with new found ADHD to justify their drug addictions or to be trendy. Lol

Also I had ADHD before it was a trend so don’t tell me I don’t understand it lol

[Britney Green @b_green2208]

“He has a mustache why wouldn’t he have a job” 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Britney Green @b_green2208]

PSA: you’re not a badass if you only post one side of the conversation to look hard. Or if you control who can comment after you call somebody out then delete the post so you don’t get clowned on your own page. Guess you were built different after all. 🤷🏼‍♀️💁🏼‍♀️

[Britney Green @b_green2208]

There are actually girls out there with boyfriends who won’t be their friends on social media. 🤡 yikes.

[Kaitlin Butts @KaitlinButts]

It’s summer so I’ll be relying solely on guacamole and iced coffee to give me my daily nutrients and will to live.

[Randy Rogers Band @randyrogersband]

I got hit last night on stage by a flying stuffed elephant someone won at the fair. I felt alive for the first time in a long time. We’re back.

[Britney Green @b_green2208]

@PhilipinDC @xx @💗♊️✡️

[Britney Green @b_green2208]

@PhilipinDC 🇧🇦. Cas@mc so ok. O ok Cj @XX

[Britney Green @b_green2208]

PSA- If your profile shows in a relationship but his doesn’t, he isn’t really in it. Move on sis, you can do better.

[Britney Green @b_green2208]

I’m going to say it. The bleaching 1 entire side of your pants trend is ugly 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Britney Green @b_green2208]

@TpTroubadours is the only breakup I’ll never recover from. 💔