Tomás Kruz

🇬🇹 Guatemalan Nikola Tesla, Fan of Arsenal, Lakers, and Saints ⚜️

[Kobi @UTDKobi]

“I’m only watching Brazil vs Scotland”

Meanwhile Morocco vs Haiti:

[Ebuka @EbukaMeanzGreat]

Vinicius doesn’t fight his teammates, it’s usually the opponents he rattles.

He will feel at home at Arsenal cos everyone already hates us😂

[Jenni @hashjenni]

This is how you protest. Not with cutest signs, not with cringey chants. Not with stupid hats. You roll up your sleeves and fuck some shit up.

I never thought in 2026, that i’d be rooting for Albania and Iran. But here we are.

[Aaron West @oeste]

daemon targaryen terrorizing senegal right now smh

[BearsShowYo @BearsShowYo]

The USA is so divided but as soon as we play a sport that we don’t care about against the World we become so patriotic lmaooo

[Chivo Infante @chivoinmortal]

Maradona si hubieran existido las pausas de hidratación en México 86.

[Kapt'n Krunch 🛠️⚓ @KaptainKrunch97]

the existence of TSA Agents in Paw Patrol implies that 9/11 happened in the Paw Patrol universe therefore confirming the existence of Paw-Qaeda

[GoonerTalk @GoonerTaIk]

Did I…. Did I just see Bernardo Silva get booked in the 12th minute for his first cynical challenge?

Are my eyes deceiving me?

[incognito tab #3 @notcrypticno]

IF YOU'RE IN NEW YORK RN GO IN THE JEW TUNNELS AND TELL THEM THE KNICKS WON

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

Facing the largest halftime lead by a road team in non-bubble NBA Finals history, and a dead silent Madison Square Garden, this declaration is when the comeback started.

[Max Kellerman @maxkellerman]

Trump shows up loss
Wu Tang shows up win

[Shell @juegodeposting]

He's gonna play 110 minutes at the MetLife knee destroyer

[Robert @JRAMNOTTHAGOAT]

Towns wins FMVP and he’s gonna get on the mic at the parade and tell Jimmy butler to suck his dick lmao

[ThePatrioticBlonde™🇺🇸 @ImBreckWorsham]

$4 a gallon gas and the House just approved another $9 billion in aid to Ukraine.

Fuck this government.

[Sal the Agorist @SallyMayweather]

Remember when trump promised to stop this bullshit lol

[MagaComatose @MagaComatose]

Liberals be like "I'm anti corporate monopoly" and then vote for the personification of Chevron as governor

[Tomás Kruz @b_perez1]

@scannonii Aren’t you tired of corporate California ? We need change and supporting someone backed by chevron, Facebook Kalshi etc just keeps the cycle going. I don’t want to pay $6.30 for gas anymore.

[Teddy - PolyBackTest.com @Bitcoin_Teddy]

Corporation: "We made $4B but spent $3.9B so we only owe taxes on $100M."
Government: "Totally reasonable."

You: "I made $60K but spent $58K on survival."
Government: "You owe taxes on $60K."
You: "That's not—"
Government: "File by May 15."

[Rebecah 🍒 @BecahJayy]

Voting for Becerra because you “can’t vote for a billionaire” is so lazy, man. How is being funded by Chevron, Kalshi, McDonalds, and every other huge cooperation morally better??? Don’t piss me off

[Alex Shams @alexshams_]

The US has refused to host Iran's national team for the World Cup even though they have to play all their games there

Which means they're based in Tijuana and will have to fly on the day of their games

I've never heard of this kind of discrimination in World Cup history