brent ratkus

[brent ratkus @B_rat__]

Soup is just wet food

[brent ratkus @B_rat__]

That chocolate milk didn't stand a chance

[brent ratkus @B_rat__]

Just got off work and stopped by my local hot dog shop had two dogs and a beer this is really what life's all about

[GREGY @Gregy_Online]

yelling "you already did that move" at a stripper

[brent ratkus @B_rat__]

Naming my first born tennis ratkus

[The Pettiest Laker Fan 🤫 @ThePettiestLA]

Call me Unc but this really was the greatest era

[Chris @citehchris]

why is smoking the only addictions jobs give you breaks to do? i should get 15
minutes every hour to cook up some parlays

[Lobo🍀 @ProphetKin]

That fat ass blue fish could never have this much aura

[brent ratkus @B_rat__]

Just bought Dua Lipa's emote on fortnite safe to say I'll be hearing from her soon

[brent ratkus @B_rat__]

Currently charging my water flosser off my Xbox we're not the same

[brent ratkus @B_rat__]

Did anyone notify the Amish about the Luka trade?

[Steez⁴⁷ @Steez_47]

The live version Mac Miller did for this song>>>

[Matt @minusmattk]

I lost Dua Lipa and Hailee Steinfeld in the span of a month omg 💔

[turner @turnerrrc]

I was just in the barbershop and you wouldn’t believe what they’re saying about Chief Keef

[pj @pjayevans]

Going through the chipotle line and saying no to everything and then leaving

[brent ratkus @B_rat__]

@AustinWolfe5

[jimmy toots @futtywap]

Oh look at me I’m Josh Allen. I have a rocket arm. I run over the best athletes in the world. I’m dating Hailee Steinfeld. I’m the king of my city. Fuck you.

[brent ratkus @B_rat__]

If I ever win the lottery I won't tell anyone, but there will be signs

[RileyTaugor 🏴 @RileyTaugor]

You just had to be there

[brent ratkus @B_rat__]

Chucky cheese? Chucky please