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1/2 of the Park Strangers// Dangerous Nights Crew// 3x Turkey Bowl Champ

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Great day to listen to some Steely Dan

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Smokin that shit that made Tucker Kraft

[U.S. Ministry of Truth @USMiniTru]

🚨BREAKING: Chuck Norris woke up briefly from death this morning to correct an error on his death certificate.

He then shook hands with the doctor, laid back down, and died again.

[turner @turnerrrc]

20 years of HGH helps

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

This man is 41 years old… HOW IS IT POSSIBLE?!

🔥🔥🔥

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Doesn’t get much better than this

[Ladytron Fan Account @Lady_FanAccount]

The Traveling Wilburys - End Of The Line

https://t.co/vtZYkAaSPx

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This isn’t Lynyrd Skynyrd this is Leonard Skinner

[Rock Photography @Photomusicrock]

At what point is a band a tribute band? Lynyrd Skynyrd is touring in 2026 but the lineup includes zero original members!

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Dom smells like he’s 30

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If you see me commenting on Alexandra Daddario’s IG posts, no you didn’t

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So basically I was born and the first thing I remember was Dale crashing then I blacked out in sadness and awoke to the towers collapsing

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@brucentaur Quiet piggy

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That rat Phil better hope we never cross paths

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Netanyahu Chia Pet

[(doctor) Alex Grease @dodgonkulator]

the grateful dead was an interesting one to learn about as a kid because you would not expect a band with skulls on all their merch to have that many mandolins. in fact you would expect them to have no mandolins

[Pittsburgh Pirates @Pirates]

REPOST THIS for a chance to win FOUR tickets to Paul Skenes Bobblehead Day on April 18th!

Our 2026 single-game tickets go on sale January 14 at https://t.co/rwNWAdkIGc

[turner @turnerrrc]

‘06 LaDanian Tomlinson
‘09 Chris Johnson
‘12 Adrian Peterson

[Variety @Variety]

Sydney Sweeney arrives to "The Housemaid" premiere in LA

[Ben Skowronek @BennySkow]

Giving away this shirt to a random person who retweets.

#ProBowlVote Ben Skowronek
#ProBowlVote @BennySkow

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

what if Mike Wazowksi just has a full blown Damar Hamlin situation

[turner @turnerrrc]

Lebron once again afraid to take the shot with the game on the line

[nick wright @getnickwright]

If LeBron’s incomprehensible 10+ point, 17 year, 1,297 game streak were ever going to end, that was simply the greatest way imaginable:

Sitting on 8 points, tie game, ball in hands, chance to keep streak alive with a make or get to OT with a miss, he… made the right play.

Assisted for the open 3. Ball game. Lakers win.

Just perfect. And we’ll never see anything like that streak again.
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