вɑɪʟεʏ

life is too short not to laugh about it

[вɑɪʟεʏ @b_reeed]

decided to ask my grandparents how they met today considering they’ve been going strong for 66 years — little did i know, my granddad’s brother had the “hots” for her and my granddad made him a bet jokingly that he could “steal his girl”

.. it was the best bet he ever won

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

BREAKING: Trump posts new statement:

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

Peyton Hillis: “It is 100% a miracle that somebody didn't die.” 🙏🙏

Hillis wouldn't call himself a "Hero"

"So what do you call yourself?"
"I call myself a dad."

(🎥 @GMB)

[вɑɪʟεʏ @b_reeed]

‼️‼️Home for SALE ‼️‼️

https://t.co/x3daXr7JcQ

[Lowlife Loper @thatloperjessie]

catching snowflakes

[Lowlife Loper @thatloperjessie]

a little ray of sunshine.

[Lowlife Loper @thatloperjessie]

curious youngster

[Lowlife Loper @thatloperjessie]

baldies make the world better

[✰ tyler ✰ @phaithfuI]

“you wanna come with me” is my love language 😭😭 because yes I absolutely do.

[JEFF WOOD @StuffJeff_Says]

My wahoo child hasn’t even been home for five minutes and she starts complaining.🙄 The orange and blue is already going to her head.

[JEFF WOOD @StuffJeff_Says]

I don’t like to do shit halfway mid-life crisis included

[•J• @jstrickkkk]

scream ian munsick in the car w me or get out

[Waynesboro Police Dept. @WPD_VA]

“WPD would like to recognize one of our officers for an exemplary life-saving effort on Wednesday, Dec. 2nd. Officer Shouey safely and successfully convinced an individual to not jump off a bridge overlooking I-64. Thank you, Officer Shouey!

[Selena Madero @Selena_Says_]

all ur plants need is a little bit of lotion

[Emma @emma_wiencek]

The one time I touch my patient without gloves and I feel moisture of unknown origin

[вɑɪʟεʏ @b_reeed]

did i just answer someone’s text 4 months later...? Y U P .

[Vic @vicccmorgan]

“I’m just gonna get gas in the morning” is one of the worst decisions you can make

[вɑɪʟεʏ @b_reeed]

@emma_wiencek you’re the worst. 🤦🏽‍♀️

[вɑɪʟεʏ @b_reeed]

@emma_wiencek facetimes me only for me to answer and her say “hold on a second i can’t talk right now”

uhh.. okay.. good talk?