Bryce

Neato Burrito shill Purveyor of shiny cardboard

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

BREAKING: Catcher Samuel Basallo and the Baltimore Orioles are finalizing an eight-year, $67 million contract extension, sources tell ESPN. Basallo, who just turned 21, is one of the best prospects in baseball, and less than a week after being called up, he has a long-term deal.

[mike @blankennsship]

It finally happened

[Orioles magic @OriolesMagic23]

In 2022 the Phillies fired manager Joe Girardi after a 22-29 start. The team was supposed to be a contender that’s why he got fired, They then went on to make it to the World Series. #Birdland

[gwen howerton @kissphoria]

if kamala wins jimmy carter is going to die like yoda in return of the jedi immediately after

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

The accent and the jersey reveal make this an Oscar winning film https://t.co/TQrwUZLd0j

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

She bouncing on it with the expressed written consent of Major League Baseball

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

The Oakland A’s were killed by greed. Do not allow the people responsible for this to spin it any other way. John Fisher did not have to move this team. Major League Baseball and its owners did not need to be complicit in it. This was a choice. A wrong one. History will sneer.

[Eutaw Street Report @EutawStReport]

LMAO at @kevinnbrown's face

Consummate professional

[Serg @Xlad99]

Marvel Announcing RDJ as Doctor Doom

[Fire Elias Translator @HKimsTranslator]

Brandon Hyde after being told he has to start Kjerstad

[Scott Gustin @ScottGustin]

NEW: Universal Orlando has revealed new details about Dark Universe, one of five worlds coming to Epic Universe next year. The land, described as "a monster kid's dream," will feature two attractions -- Monsters Unchained: The Frankenstein Experiment and Curse of the Werewolf.

[Baltimore Orioles @Orioles]

@editti22 when he's good... he's good.

[Barstool Are Dee Tee @editti22]

Me all today

[Bryce @b_rice8000]

@TicketsOrioles Hey I will happily take any one of these tickets that you have available, just DM me and let me know

[Orioles Haiku @Os_poems]

I SUMMON POT OF GREED TO DRAW THREE ADDITIONAL VETERAN SECOND BASEMEN FROM MY DECK

[Sami Gold @souljagoyteller]

i would agree but then i remember George Lucas exists

[Bryce @b_rice8000]

Oh my god I’m gonna cry

[Puck @PuckNews]

NEW: A group led by private equity billionaires David Rubenstein and Mike Arougheti is buying the Orioles for $1.725 billion.

Puck sports business correspondent @Ourand_Puck reports. https://t.co/p9GRhoN4XY

[Brad Williams @funnybrad]

Nick Saban out at Alabama at age 72
Bill Belichick out at New England at age 71
Pete Carroll out in Seattle at age 72

Members of Congress at age 90

[Baltimore Orioles @Orioles]

That's our Manager of the Year 🫡