whiteborzoi

(jäke, not jake plz) idk who's Fucking dog is my display photo but I'll pay them $5 for the rights to this image

[whiteborzoi @b_rzoi]

My album is on Spotify! Put it in your playlist today :-)

[whiteborzoi @b_rzoi]

four door dostoyevsky

[whiteborzoi @b_rzoi]

@BUNNlCULA *cadavie

[whiteborzoi @b_rzoi]

@BUNNlCULA laws were made to be broken show me that cavado

[Ezra Koenig @arzE]

if the computers let us change the aesthetics of this simulation we are living in, what should we change it to?

[whiteborzoi @b_rzoi]

*first flash of thunder & lightning*: this is LIT and FUN
*second flash*: I am an old timey sea captain and my ship is going down, plz help

[whiteborzoi @b_rzoi]

this is exact type of granola crunching hipster bullshit I expected to see commented on the courtney barnett & kurt vile song

[whiteborzoi @b_rzoi]

@nicecultleader zolt wyd I just wanna talk

[whiteborzoi @b_rzoi]

@nicecultleader what is zolt

[whiteborzoi @b_rzoi]

@CraigClevenger @DAVID_LYNCH

[whiteborzoi @b_rzoi]

@CraigClevenger ok bud how much

[vivian (INACTIVE) @lavendersheeps]

anyways here's my tier list ranking every single kirby game

[whiteborzoi @b_rzoi]

@bigbadandbuff A research is enjoyable type of basis

[whiteborzoi @b_rzoi]

update; the author are actually authors and it's a husband and wife...possibly sexual, will investigate further

[whiteborzoi @b_rzoi]

*speaking into tape recorder* yet to find conclusive evidence that the animorphs author is a furry but furries identify it as their culture

[Hulk Hogan @HulkHogan]

Only water ,coffee and iced tea brother from now on,brother HH

[whiteborzoi @b_rzoi]

fUCK no grocery store will deliver me a cherry Pie at this hour

[whiteborzoi @b_rzoi]

The Bart is as fast as a borzoi and twice as fast as a horse