Bree Schmidt

I don’t identify as male or female; I identify as a threat. 🏳️‍🌈 PS4/5 gamer. ADHD with a touch of the ‘tism. @cbreeschmidt.bsky.social

[Bree Schmidt @B_Schmidt]

You let evil rich men get a taste of space and they all end up the same.

[Bree Schmidt @B_Schmidt]

I spent $75 on this textbook, @Sage_Publishing

[I.R. Iran in Tunisia🎒(تونس) @IranembTun]

The U.S. helping ships sail safely through the Strait of Hormuz.

[Bree Schmidt @B_Schmidt]

Why the fuck is @McDonalds upcharging for non-soda drinks? Feels like a tax on being healthy. (Tested with various meals and locations.)

[Bree Schmidt @B_Schmidt]

@IraninSA You know if you erased ALL debt in the USA we’d revolt so hard…

[Bree Schmidt @B_Schmidt]

@IraninSA “Good Girl.” https://t.co/vfCAUsumab

[Bree Schmidt @B_Schmidt]

Getting really tired of @etsy using AI to moderate listings. They banned my shop and a human rep can’t tell me why. 🙄

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

my apologies Aragorn son of Arathorn I was not familiar with your game

[Bree Schmidt @B_Schmidt]

I use @Wix for my shop, but they won’t pay me because I sell “restricted items,” (I sell stickers?) & won’t tell me what listings are the issue(s). Anyone have any recommendations for other platforms? I own my domain.

[El Gran Cabron @SamuraiElf]

Americans telling Mexicans to get over the loss of California because it happened two hundred plus years ago, but support Israel because it was their land 2,000 years ago is simply peak comedy.

[Comrade Misty is Putin’s Buddy @SarcasmStardust]

Post a villain who people treat like a hero

[Bree Schmidt @B_Schmidt]

@ChipotleTweets wtf is this “chicken burrito” with FOUR tiny cubes of chicken? All the food we got had almost no meat 😡

[Bree Schmidt @B_Schmidt]

Just had to report my former employer, @mrisoftware for not getting me my W2/answering my requests to get it resent. 🙄

[Tiberius @tiberiusfiles]

Israel: Hamas did mass rapes on October 7th!

UN: Ok, can we come investigate?

Israel: No, because then you’ll see all the rapes we’ve been doing to the Palestinians we keep hostage!

(Seriously)

[Bree Schmidt @B_Schmidt]

Nonprofits like @CareerVillage and @Heifer using AI is so meta. Imagine running an org dedicated to employing people while simultaneously using a product that renders jobs obsolete. (And destroys the environment!) it’s giving

[Queens R. Made @QueenRMade1]

“Meghan Markle is out of touch for engaging in cooking and baking.”

[Bree Schmidt @B_Schmidt]

@identogo y’all care to tell me why a passport doesn’t count to y’all as a photo identification for a minor to get @TSA Pre-Check?

[Bree Schmidt @B_Schmidt]

It’s super cool that @EntergyArk didn’t respond to an outage for hours after it was reported and we’re now at ~16 hours dark and the estimated restoration isn’t for another ~6 hours. 🙄

[Bree Schmidt @B_Schmidt]

Enjoying what’s possibly the last night of not having to worry about if my marriage will remain legal in the near future. 👍🏻

[Briahna Joy Gray @briebriejoy]

Never forget what voting for Democrats gets you.