Benjamin Shapiro

Barrington High School Homecoming King, 2002

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@Adam__Wagner awesome puzzle! super smart. :)

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@ShanteCosme "all." as in "hey, all," or "thanks, all!"

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@elhippio nah. it's a shame, really. tbh, the financial realities of producing it, traveling, etc. didn't square with the advance.

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@davebalt @NirZicherman

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@j_p_ford @ILikeFo65096763 @ChelseaCristene @AbeGoldfarb yeah i hate my name

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@redscroll you guys open on memorial day?

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@dave_schilling

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Toto's "Africa" is now playing off a shitty speaker set up for all eternity in the middle of the Namibian desert. https://t.co/k2hwVhi5tr

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@DGisSERIOUS @JillAbramson she also said I paid audience members to be on my show, Business of Life, which is a lie. There were other errors in her reporting on my work.

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@Groomsband you’re welcome.

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@SacredBones whoa

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I’M JUST PISSED OFF TODAY🤬

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@worriersmusic loving this cover lauren. thank you for it. :)

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@shaaaanoooon outed.

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@Groomsband enjoy that case, blood

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trying to get back into twitter has anything changed on here in the past seven months

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breaking twitter silence to encourage you all to see my brilliant wife @mj_mustard speak this sunday for @PENamerican, with a slew of equally brilliant humans.

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On 9/16, @deborahsolo, @aoscott, Tanya Selvaratnam, and @mj_mustard will discuss how we should approach the work of artists with violent or contentious personal lives https://t.co/PjL8Lehld4

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free idea: bat geo. like nat geo but strictly bats.

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i consider myself a human miracle

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define an area as `safe' and use it as an anchor