Brooke Johnson

[𝘼 𝙄 𝙈. 👨🏽‍🚀 @AimThaMachine_]

This is the point you realise safari is over 🦁�

[ً ឵឵ @cIutchs]

���I’m done with him. He’s so dumb”

Him: Hey you wanna go eat?

Her: https://t.co/1xOwH0Pw4i

[Dan Bilzerian @DanBilzerian]

People that ask you to pick them up from the airport are fucking assholes

[TezzLA @Crypto_Doug]

Fires in Porter Ranch plaza earlier this morning, San Fernando Valley on Fire #SaddleridgeFire #NBCLA #SandlewoodFire #Saddleridge #PorterRanch @ABC7 @KTLA

[Robert Kovacik @RobertNBCLA]

#BREAKING #SaddleridgeFire: “This is unprecedented...and will take all night” @LAPDChiefMoore tells @NBCLA. He’s talking about the lines of cars filled with evacuees allowed to go home for only 5 mins and only w/ an #LAPD escort. (We’re at Porter Ranch and Rinaldi)

[Pepe Meme @pepe_fgm]

Sneak level 100 https://t.co/HSyxAiYKD2

[Brooke Johnson @b_spyce]

‘People say a lot. So I watch what they do.’

[Brooke Johnson @b_spyce]

@NBCLA face c

[alonzo 🪼 @soalonzoso]

My iguana loves dancing 💚

[arianna @kiminonari]

Crying I think SAME

[Brooke Johnson @b_spyce]

@FuckinJillian 100% agreed.

[Whitney Cummings @WhitneyCummings]

People think I'm addicted to checking my phone - no, I'm addicted to pretending I'm checking my phone to avoid having to talk to you

[tati @taatianaaxo]

When my man orders food that looks better than what I ordered and I want it

[Chris Barron @thechrisbarron]

Murder mittens.

[Brooke Johnson @b_spyce]

@FuckinJillian I saw this and had to google her to see if that’s really what she looked like!!!

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

I took myself on a dinner date. Alone. And you know what? It was good as shit. Food was good. Thought about wtf I wanted to think about. Laughed a little. That was fuckin bomb. I’m out on the TOWN. Idgaf!