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fueled by dad jokes and spite

[sid 🦊🧟‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️ @widogastsweb]

"i am the parent. he is the child. hes MY boy."

[Vivian @suchnerve]

“Only women, children, and dogs are loved unconditionally. A man is only loved under the condition that he provide something.”

idk man i’m pretty sure all that obedience y’all demand of women, children, & dogs counts as a condition, plus the beauty standards you enforce on women

[sydney 🌙 @wlwmages]

i know it’s been said before but aabria was insane for making a character who so desperately desired to carve out her place in the world and make a name for herself knowing she would fail in that and thousands of years later people would find her name and it would mean nothing

[Commander Stephanie Sterling @JimSterling]

Nobody has ever played a game and thought, “this would be a lot more fun if my swords kept breaking.”

[Bobby Bonilla @LPOTLmemes]

Henry: someone said they’d have nothing to listen to while washing dishes without us

he just like me fr

[trash jones @jzux]

america: kids can work in factories now

america: if an active shooter comes into their class, kids should just hide in a big metal box

america: lmao why would preschool be free

america: why aren’t people having KIDS ANYMORE

[B💜🖤 @b_squiggle]

@1HoneyDragon Kansas actually 😅

[B💜🖤 @b_squiggle]

Using only food pics, where did you grow up?

[🗡ᴋᴀʟᴀɴᴅʀᴀѕ🗡️ @Kalandras_]

Using only food pics, where did u grow up?

[STFU, Parents @STFUParents]

It’s wild that *every* time there’s a mass shooting, thousands of people immediately decry that NO change should come of it. “Kids are going to get murdered in gym class, ok??? People go to work on a Monday and get killed before lunch. IT HAPPENS, GET OVER IT!!!”

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

The man in this photo is Texas Rep. Bryan Slaton who referred to family-friendly drag programs as "grooming events."

He is now being accused of drinking alcohol with an intern under the age of 21 and having an inappropriate relationship with them.

[WitchDoctorDice (restock 4/21) @WitchDoctorDice]

Alright kids, I hit 10k so it’s time for a give/away! Up for grabs is this 45mm jumbo Witch’s Garden d20
Entry is simple
1. Follow me
2. Like & retweet this post

Entry closes Friday the 14th and I’ll announce the winner the next day!

[Ana @ohhhagnes]

@JoJoFromJerz

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

2 drivers in Florida started firing their guns at each other in a fit of road rage for no reason. One man had a 5-year-old in his car and the other one had a 14-year-old. Both of the children got shot. Just like our forefathers intended when they wrote the Constitution.

[B💜🖤 @b_squiggle]

@davenewworld_2 guess the good driver w the gun got stuck in traffic 🙄

[B💜🖤 @b_squiggle]

@ace_of_dragons

[B💜🖤 @b_squiggle]

@DnD_Shorts seriously though who wouldn't wanna be just a lil guy??

[💀Holly 🖤 @HollyConrad]

The ttrpg “community” seriously needs to touch grass, stop acting like cops to each other and just remember why they love the hobby in the first place.

Because it’s FOR FUN.