Brian Turner

Simple machine that turns coffee into code.

[Brian Turner @b_turner]

Wrote a Neural Network from scratch in #Swift. Then trained it with a Genetic Algorithm (also from scratch in Swift). Taught a car to drive.

[Brian Turner @b_turner]

@FedExHelp your tech support just hung up on me. This package (609397971826) continues to get delayed because your driver cant find my house. I called to provide help. She hung up on me.

[Brian Turner @b_turner]

@BradSherman spent his 5 minutes describing a standard "fee structure" like he was uncovering some nefarious plot.

[Brian Turner @b_turner]

@butcherbox I missed the Free Wings cyber Monday sale. (my fault for not watching the latest @John_Malecki video until a few days after it came out) Any chance you can help ya boy out? I would love to sign up asap.

[Brian Turner @b_turner]

@elonmusk @AskAmex How about a partnership for the Platinum Amex to provide a set amount of Tesla Supercharging per month? That perk alone would make the Platinum Amex a no brainer.

[Brian Turner @b_turner]

Great News is honestly the best show. I am so sad it ended after 2 seasons. #greatnews

[Brian Turner @b_turner]

@Tesla what is going on with your website the past few days. It is either insanely slow or not working at all

[Brian Turner @b_turner]

@elonmusk Any idea when Starlink will make it as far south as North Carolina. Im moving to a farm out there at the end of the month and would love to test it out!

[Brian Turner @b_turner]

@GavinNewsom I have unsubscribed to your mailing list 7 times in the past 2 days. I will now be donating $1,000 to your opposition for every email you send me after this point.

[Brian Turner @b_turner]

What has happened to youtube's algorithm?!?! My feed is 50% things ive already watched and 50% the same stuff they have shown me for the past week and i am not interested in.

[Brian Turner @b_turner]

.@CNBC just doxxed someone who has done nothing illegal. I hope everyone involved rots in jail.

[Brian Turner @b_turner]

@RobinhoodApp I hope you go out of business. Congrats. Your apps goal was to help the little guy. You are colluding with big finance. You have given up on your mission. Close your doors. Send everyone home.

[Brian Turner @b_turner]

@kyleve Did you just say delivery cocktails?!?! What is this magic? Man San Francisco is a magical place

[Brian Turner @b_turner]

@codenameluk @bakshioye @decodeVeronika he doesnt call it in viewDidLoad. which is required.

[Brian Turner @b_turner]

@codyacarse https://t.co/BjeterWPK4 built it back in November. Its amazing and i love it with all my heart

[Brian Turner @b_turner]

If you know anyone in SF who wants to get out of the city to escape COVID stuff, send them my way. Brand new Tesla Solar Roof, new garage, new 2 external offices. pool. custom concrete ping pong table i built myself! https://t.co/W4W1aEwdsi

[Brian Turner @b_turner]

Anyone live in/near Nashville TN? Give me a quick review. Thumbs up thumbs down and why.

[Brian Turner @b_turner]

man i wish Great News was still a show. It is honestly the funniest show ive seen since 30 Rock.

[Brian Turner @b_turner]

@jerrylin I would never underestimate the stupidity of trump.

Then again i would never underestimate the malice and corruption either.

Its a coin toss.

[Coinbase 🛡️ @coinbase]

Civic (CVC), Decentraland (MANA), and district0x (DNT) are launching at https://t.co/bCG11KMQ6s and in the iOS and Android apps within the next 15 minutes. https://t.co/2dBagYcqG4

[Brian Turner @b_turner]

The thing I miss the most about being young is exploring and discovering new music.