carly flaherty

WMU '20

[Haydn Schneider @HaydnSchneider]

Prison is not a good enough deterrent for demons like this. Neither is the death penalty. It ought to be known that for crimes like this, you will be tortured to death slowly until that smirk leaves your face and you’re begging God for mercy. Not kept alive on tax payers dime.

[Stunna @incognitoStunna]

I hate office small talk, how am I doing today? Same as I was when you saw me yesterday Janet, I want to fucking kill myself

[Thomas White @len0killer]

If you get molested by Stephen Hawking, that’s on you

[Delano Squires @DelanoSquires]

Children this young are direct reflections of their parents. The only diff. btwn kids who say “yes, please” and “what, b*tch?”are the adults raising them. Without serious interventions of the spirit + mind, these kids are headed for a lifetime of trouble.

https://t.co/Th8xd51IVf

[@Chicago1Ray 🇺🇸 @Chicago1Ray]

Refusing to get vaccinated was by far the smartest decision I've ever made, who else can say the same

[Father Sean Misty @seanieviola]

Me waiting outside the bar bathroom for the 2 girls to finish sniffing coke so I can take a mirror picture that will only get 7 likes.

[WGN Radio 720 @WGNRadio]

WGN Radio's @Joe_Brand1 will host @NHLBlackhawks pre- and post-game shows, plus weekly 'Blackhawks Live' beginning with the 2021-22 season https://t.co/NGjPOqVYtf

[The @maidenless_theo]

Father takes his son to the playground

[The Barstool Difference @barstooldiff]

Cork & Kerry Irish Pub gets the call. #BarstoolFund

[carly flaherty @baCAR_LY]

What boredom comes to

[carly flaherty @baCAR_LY]

Me

[KK🏆 @kaileeaj_]

My 6 year old brothers teacher asked the class what’s their favorite season and he said garlic powder 😭😭😭😭

[kev @PlayboiKev__]

how i flush public toilets

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

I want to hire this kid to be my best friend. https://t.co/hAYduIq68v

[carly flaherty @baCAR_LY]

Well I’m fucked.

[Zachy-CHAN @ZTlittlefield]

I think your parents relationship really do determine your view of love and relationships.

[Bynce @byyncc]

When you don’t check the bag & they give you no sauces

[Lincoln @FontenotLincoln]

First night the bars reopen:

[anaïs // ACAB BLM 🇵🇸 @102anais]

for my non chicago people i want u to watch this and understand what it’s like and understand why i am depressed and will die if summer is canceled