Dave

Reasonably frustrated.

[The Kyiv Independent @KyivIndependent]

Asked about the issue in the interview, Stoltenberg said, "NATO will support Ukraine, and we have now increased our support...But NATO's policy is unchanged – we will not be involved in this conflict."

[Dave @ba_knock_out]

@DougDeMuro @carsandbids @thebanoosh, sick truck?

[John W. Rich (Wealthy) @Cokedupoptions]

How bad is the banking crisis?

This is the Omaha airport this morning.

Each one is the private jet of a bank CEO looking to get bought out by Warren Buffett.

[Dave @ba_knock_out]

@ToastyDecline I daily my ND RF and it’s joy. Makes everday commuting fun.

[Dave @ba_knock_out]

@DougDeMuro @carsandbids @thebanoosh SICK TRUCK

[Dave @ba_knock_out]

@GuyDealership @thebanoosh

[Dave @ba_knock_out]

@M_perez949 @SpeedSportLife Fantastic color choice on the Miata. Wrap, I’m assuming?

[Dave @ba_knock_out]

@rubiks_kubed Need to circle back and square things away so that we’re aligned and everything is straightened out.

(corporate language hurts the soul)

[Dave @ba_knock_out]

@BriannaWu Could be (marginally) worse…

[Patti 🌻 @pattiliny]

@PAVGOD Then she gets mad at me when I slide her over so I can get into bed❤️🐾

[Dave @ba_knock_out]

@davbelian Also, mirrors at the ends of aisles.

[spanio @spanio]

@MattStamper8 @AP According to the Bible, the first marriage was between a man and a rib. But when I try to get biblically marriaged to the entree at Applebee's, I'm the weirdo.

[Dave @ba_knock_out]

@wonderofscience @davbelian

[Conor Rogers @conorjrogers]

Weeks are completely fake.

Years are real — an Earth orbit. Days are real — an Earth rotation. Months are real — semi-correlated to moon phases.

But weeks are just completely made up. They’re not based on anything terrestrial or cosmic.

Monday is fake. Act accordingly.

[Steve Stewart-Williams @SteveStuWill]

😂

[Tulips.eth @tulpengenieter]

BIG NEWS!

now introducing STABLEBULBS, a new way to ensure the market remains sound! each bulb is pinned to the guilder in value

how? trust me bro, i know what i'm doing. absolutely no due diligence required!

[Dave @ba_knock_out]

@davbelian When I had my hand x-rayed after my fracture, I spoke at length with the technician about radiation.

Great conversation.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

We wanted to know if Hitler was really Jewish. So we talked to three Alex Jones listeners at an Arby's in Northern Idaho.