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after hours

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some things never change

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When you're craving a chili cheese dog at midnight :/

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the insatiable feminine urge to simply ponder

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emma is promoted from baby to number one TONIGHT

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really didn’t think i’d ever update the dumb bird app but i guess the universe said it’s time to start shitposting again 😪

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nancy frank tyrone

[aram 🐏 @aramnotagoat]

now THIS is DRAGGGGG

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what happened to quiznos

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is the sf giants scoreboard host single??

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can’t wait for stone fruit season

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@JamesCageWhite @1TotallyKyle happy belated bday 🎁

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library parking lot appropriate place to see a broken half crayon and soggy cigarette butt

[Dr Sean Travers @seanjetravers]

Instead of texting ‘on my way’ I’m just gonna start sending this

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“i love when dude has chick name”

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b i g m o o n

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@DlcTimmy it was an animal tooth 😳

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had a dream last night that i got a nosebleed (which i do get occasionally in the winter) but then a tooth fell out of my bloody nose. that’s a new one.

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if i die prematurely you’ll hear the sound of this message chair in the distance and know it’s me saying hello from the afterlife

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ENE LOVE

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JUMP IN THE LAKE OR TAKE A BITE OF THE CAKE

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if you’re stealing soup you deserve the soup