haylee o

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

bro did you seriously just pull me closer in the back seat of your rover

[endora bullshit @collectdust]

as we enter into the holiday season, remember these non-denominational reactions

[Myles Tanzer @mylestanzer]

Global depression indicator

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

the problem with the whole ‘listen to your body’ thing is my body is always telling me it’s a great time to get cozy in bed.

[stef 🤠 @stefspeaksports]

pov the worst people you know on instagram today:

[Noor✰ @itsdaaboi2]

"up to you" "you pick" just kill me

[Sarah @heyaimsarah]

“Hors d'oeuvre” is doing too much

[love drops @lovedropx]

I respect the moon's unwillingness to be photographed on a phone

[Amanda Fortini @amandafortini]

Babe what's wrong, you don't like pumpkin spice wartime election eclipse hurricane season?

[Vic 📠 @VicVijayakumar]

Didn’t realize how many folks have no idea where Asheville and these other underwater towns are.

I’m in Raleigh- 2hrs inland. Asheville is 4hrs west of me, up in the blue ridge mountains. It was unthinkable that a hurricane could wipe out towns this far inland & high up.

[erika @yeeeerika]

how many two-factor authentications until i reach enlightenment

[meghan @deloisivete]

I did not realize how much of my adult life would be spent thinking about protein

[Zito @_Zeets]

When my friends ask if I’m still coming out and it’s already past 9pm

[Katie Nolan @katienolan]

I find it rude that all of these incredibly fast women are also baddies

[bug girl! @medusasgemss]

is somebody gonna match my freak? (sit on the porch with me during a thunderstorm)

[jynx @jynxbby]

me no matter how much sleep i get

[katie @katefeetie]

“and who is your primary care doctor” buddy it’s 2024. are you also gonna ask me who my butler is or where I’ve parked my lamborghini, be for real

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

ok….