Esmerelda Fitzmonster

he/him 🏳️‍🌈 mostly Astros, sometimes classical music, never serious. Somewhere over the rainbow, there’s another rainbow

[Esmerelda Fitzmonster @babbages_]

Me when my sleep apnea was undiagnosed

[jannel ⚾️ 24/34 @jnnl36]

please ignore the heart i did not draw it

[Josh ! @joshcornillon]

most fit gay guys aren't actually mean! a lot of them have absolutely nothing to say about anything though. That's probably morally neutral?

I'm mean and gay, but that's a separate thing

[herman milly rock @Eyoyism]

joining for the inevitable class action payout and i suggest you all do the same

[julian @YEAROFTHEWIZARD]

Bodyweight Exercises that will Blow Up Your Ass, Explode your Ass and Kill You

[🌐 @felxbr]

show of the year

[Millennial Moron @Mill_Moron]

X wins as fin exec nixed after nicked Knicks bin sin

[wayward goalie @GardiennErrante]

"Liking sports is humiliating for a queer person" have you considered not ceding all aspects of culture & popular life to the worst people alive, and actually staying & fighting for something you love once in your life?

[Esmerelda Fitzmonster @babbages_]

@Deemer__ @tesnon2 @francescaaahhhh He’s one million times hotter than the three you mentioned combined

[Esmerelda Fitzmonster @babbages_]

Guy who only goes to Chicago for baseball day games

[Matt @heynow_mt]

@davehelem Red line only 730am to 10am, 3pm to 7pm. Don't go south of 35th and don't go north of Sheridan.

[Esmerelda Fitzmonster @babbages_]

@Final_Fantussy @Milkevol @LilRooftop @PanderShirts why are you dying on this hill lmao

[Joe @JoePostingg]

Printers never work because they are an affront to God. Man was not meant to pull objects from the digital realm into the real world. Icarus is flying too close to the sun.

[Esmerelda Fitzmonster @babbages_]

@garrrish Bless your yt heart

[Esmerelda Fitzmonster @babbages_]

@daninbathrooms @tyler_cov Stop the presses everyone, a hot person gets treated nicely by other hot people

[Esmerelda Fitzmonster @babbages_]

Lmfao okay

[Lokibo @Lokibo_]

No one really talks about how hostile ugly people in nerdy spaces are to attractive men.

[MELLY SUPREME @DIGWOMANNN]

@ammasdoll everyone is mentally ill and sweaty these days

[Esmerelda Fitzmonster @babbages_]

Door County AND Chicago AND Michigan?? Not even close

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

You have a month long vacation in the Midwest this summer. You can’t leave the zone you pick. Where are you going?

[Baal Knower @_FarceMajeure]

Some parts of the pedway are functionally Chicago's backrooms