most fit gay guys aren't actually mean! a lot of them have absolutely nothing to say about anything though. That's probably morally neutral?
I'm mean and gay, but that's a separate thing
"Liking sports is humiliating for a queer person" have you considered not ceding all aspects of culture & popular life to the worst people alive, and actually staying & fighting for something you love once in your life?
Printers never work because they are an affront to God. Man was not meant to pull objects from the digital realm into the real world. Icarus is flying too close to the sun.