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For girls who don’t give a fuck 🍭 [email protected]

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Me, at 15 with entirely average problems and supportive parents, texting a girl at 2am: idk maybe I'm too fucked up to deserve love :/

[bhoss bhabie @bhossbhabie]

An actual text my mother just sent me

[Josh Kaplan @_jkaplan]

Everyone who uses Dark Mode is weak as fuck - give me more brightness, write my timeline on the fucking sun

[bri ˚꩜｡⋆₊⊹ @ufobri]

being flat chested will finally make them go extinct. i’m the hero the world needs.

[manuca @ladymanuca]

most women settle in their love lives because they need validation. validation (esp from men) is what women hang their entire identity on which is why we typically have low self-esteem. once you realize you don’t need validation from ANYONE, you’re free.

[Josh Kaplan @_jkaplan]

Guys, the Instagram sadbois have found their way to Linkedin

[♥mark magark♥ @markedly]

I'm just a:
⚪️ man
⚪️ woman
🔘 bill

Yes, I’m only a:
⚪️ man
⚪️ woman
🔘 bill

And I’m:
⚪️ standing in front of a girl
⚪️ standing in front of a guy
🔘 sitting here on Capitol Hill

[babe @babedotnet]

LONDON BASED BABES: Come and support @babedotnet founder @rosielanners in her debut exhibition at @PeckhamSprings all this weekend!!

[Róisín Lanigan @rosielanners]

we’re setting up!! come see guess I’ll live from tonight and all weekend in Peckham at the chopping block gallery ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Susan Winter @susan_e_winter]

I share with @babedotnet why #reboundsex is a band-aid strategy: https://t.co/wfhheS29n3

[khiry curving @KhiryArion]

so I asked my mom why is she still talking to my old boo and she asked me “why are you still talking to my ex husband?”. Ma’am.. that is my father 😂

[Ian Harris @ianharris]

When you’re late for work just walk in fast and fake mad

“Whatta fucking morning”

[N8 @SculptYourMind]

Girls shoot their shot by adding you on snap and then post a bomb selfie.

[rob from online 📱 @robfromonline]

doctor: {handful of pills} here take four of these

me: {swallowing them} what are they

doctor: {crushing up and snorting the rest} we're about to fuckin find out

[babe @babedotnet]

so just fuck Pete Davison huh!
https://t.co/rHQUawAo84

[babe @babedotnet]

Me:

Someone with blue eyes:

👁 👁
👃
👄

https://t.co/6Y4D10pvt5

[babe @babedotnet]

What if we demanded... like basic human courtesy from men???
https://t.co/eDb1CTlcsC

[pill @nutfilled]

me at school when boys drench themselves in axe