Antoine

Bird up (He/Him)

[Stan's Account @tristandross]

[seeking investors]: so we've invented a machine that dilutes all of human creative endeavour, so that, someday soon, nothing will have the capacity to provoke wonder; that we hope will render every task futile and joyless; and the good news is, we also expect it to kill us all

[A24 @A24]

YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING, a documentary by Nathan Fielder and Lance Oppenheim. Featuring Elizabeth Holmes. Only in theaters this October.

[peter lane @peterlanee]

Just saw the odyssey, why didn’t he remember any beatles songs this time

[Matthew Goldin @matthewgoldin]

The night I was conceived, the boundaries between my parents dissolved entirely. It was like they were one body, penetrating itself over and over again. As a duet, they performed but a single song: me. 30 years later, this song now sings itself, a testament to love's verity.

[deffonottom @Altymcaltalt3]

This red card business is just a microcosm of American cultural viewpoint that any act done by America is an innately righteous act because America does it

An awful despicable culture

[Antoine @BabelDude]

@SANTANABURNER7

[Slenderslime @Slenderslime462]

‘BACKROOMS’ director Kane Parsons discusses future plans for a potential movie sequel.

“sniff sniff sniff, sniff sniff…. sniff sniff.”

(Source: Deadline)

[That Wine Guy 🍷 @thatwineguy68]

Nothing better than a glass of #RedWine...🍷 Except maybe #Men 😄 #Yep #ImGay 🌈

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

Minnesota has just become the first state to ban prediction markets.

Gov. Tim Walz has signed a bill that makes operating or advertising prediction markets a felony.

This sets a major precedent for those seeking to regulate or ban Polymarket, Kalshi, and other sites.

[Antoine @BabelDude]

Kill him right now. Oh my god he's so weird looking kill him kill him kill him.

[Matt @RandomBlueJays]

@MrChom oy you British wanker give me the @ u bean

[Antoine @BabelDude]

@BauerOutage Dude you're not even good at baseball anymore, why would an MLB team want you even if you weren't a danger to women

[☆𝓙𝓸𝔂✧ @LuvlyAlpacino]

I LAUGH EVERY SINGLE TIME i cant

[Luke Savage @LukewSavage]

Let the record show that, when a deranged American president threatened mass murder on a potentially unprecedented scale, the prime minister of Canada waffled some absolutely meaningless boilerplate then reiterated his support for the very same war.

[Antoine @BabelDude]

John Krazinski was right, Venezuela is the biggest threat to the United States

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

VENEZUELA WINS THE WBC!!!!! FUCK YOU AMERICA!!! FUCK YOUR MILITARISTIC BULLSHIT! THE ONLY THING YOU SOLDIERS ARE GETTING IS PTSD!!! AARON JUDGE NOW GETS SCARED ANYTIME HE HEARS FIREWORKS!!!

[Antoine @BabelDude]

Nazi pedophile team USA stays losing

[Antoine @BabelDude]

You know, the USA, they’re not a good team. I don’t care what their record is. They have a lot of wild pitches, they make a lot of mistakes in the field, they don’t run the bases very well. If they don’t hit home runs, they don’t have a chance to win.

[Antoine @BabelDude]

#SellBradyTkachukIntoWhiteSlavery