derek

Messi x D.Oliech x OVO x AC Milan x Liverpool x Barcelona. Laety & Tony ❤❤️

[derek @babusmallz]

It’s been 3 years. Thank you for your continuous support. 🙏🏾

[Iran War Update ☫ @IranWarUpdate_]

🚨 TRUMP: "I am not a rapist. I have never raped anyone."

Iran: "He is a pedophile and he declared war on us to stop the news about Epstein."

[Ole Teya @TeyaKevin]

This is a bad deal.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Wash wash clubs are currently going through a lot Ayaaam telling you. As Habanos is busy performing financial CPR on itself, Al Capone is fighting for survival in court. The newly launched Al Capone in Nyali, which is barely 1 year old, has reportedly been served with a 60-day eviction notice.

Residents through the court have allegedly informed the management that if they fail to vacate, bulldozers will arrive fully fueled and ready to convert the premises into a grazing field for goats and sheep.

Apparently, somebody had the bright idea of opening a nightclub right in the middle of the Muthaiga of Mombasa where old money lives. The residents are now claiming that their quiet leafy suburb has been downgraded to Bamburi.

Property values are allegedly dropping faster than broke woman's urwaro. To make matters worse, some mzungus reportedly complained that they were being served the famous Pishori variety not the one from Mwea, but the premium one from KEMSA.

One minute you're enjoying soft music and minding your business, the next minute you're waking up wondering why your bank account is observing a national day of mourning. The once peaceful neighbourhood has reportedly been transformed into a 24hr wildlife documentary.

Yellow yellow damsels from Bamburi and other legendary corners of Mombasa turned Al Capone into their official hunting and gathering grounds. Tourists would be spotted entering with confidence and leaving with motivational quotes.

Witnesses claim that after expertly dragging your drink, the specialists would patiently wait for you to enter deep sleep before commencing what walimwengu are calling illegal asset recovery operations. Their mission is to help your money relocate from your account to theirs in the spirit of wealth redistribution.

Nyali residents are now saying they did not spend millions to live next to a live action episode of Crime Watch. They simply wanted peace, fresh ocean air, and the occasional sound of birds,, not DJs screaming "Wapi nduru weeweee” at 4 a.m. while tourists undergo unexpected financial audits. Ni mbaya saidii!!

[Nanj the Dj✨ @NanjieGalgalo]

Travel and enjoyment! ❤️✨

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

Ahead of tomorrow’s rally in Thika I sat down with your favorite podcast @micchequepod . Its been two whole years since I was last here na vitu mingi zimefanyika in that time so I was abit all over the place but hope you enjoy it when it comes out 😁. Tupatane Thika kesho!

[SirJester @JesterSirr]

Lafey FOB quick & simple solutions. However, the Interior Ministry is entirely run by civilians who have never made personal sacrifices or served this country in the field.

[derek @babusmallz]

Obina is so foul for trying to enrich himself through young guys. No wonder he is buddies with Kasongo and kina Jalang’oo nkt

[Ole Teya @TeyaKevin]

This is a bad deal.

[Rapcha The Sayantist @IAMRAPCHA]

Why can't you find yourself a job abroad, and let kenyans elect someone who will create jobs for them at home?

[Rita Sunshine @1RitaSunshine]

My mum is dying, please help retweet🙏😩

[hipster's paradise @blaiseizme]

One thing traditional media will always have over digital media is tangibility. Physical interactions like these are the reason people still remember what they did like 20 years ago.

[Lit Smoke @SmokeyAndLit]

Watching niggas FROM THE WEST hate on Mac Dre gettin a plaque with Drake when none of the artists from there got him one in all these years is another example of the hoe ass mentality that’s running rampant over there

[Ramy Abbas Issa @RamyCol]

Mohamed is doing perfectly fine and neither he nor I prefer to discuss sensitive future plans with people not involved in them. Both he and I are very private about these things. Yes, people may ask and they may get a standard polite response but that’s about it.

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

Even Njerae would slap you

[Aleckie Ronald @SirAlexas]

Najua leo ni World Cup lakini msisahu "fires into Budapest Sky.."

[Al Jazeera Breaking News @AJENews]

BREAKING: Former South Korean President Yoon Suk Yeol has been sentenced to 30 years in prison over allegations he ordered military drones sent over Pyongyang to help justify his failed 2024 martial law declaration, reports Reuters.

🔴 More on https://t.co/5H0QqpfIYw

[Akademiks TV @AkademiksTV]

DONT COME AROUND WHEN THE SCORE 10-0🧊

[Ben @TheKimilu]

Nikikumbuka generation wealth inaaanza na Mimi ,nararua simiti na
meno huku site

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

stoned to the point where i can’t enjoy my movie because i know the actors are acting

[B’RAKA @itsJoshuaBaraka]

I couldn’t stand the thought of scrolling the internet and seeing my father’s casket in the grave.That’s why no videos were allowed at the burial.
You can spin it how you want.God will forgive you for the things you do for clout.

[SirJester @JesterSirr]

Mko sure that the man's wealth does not exceed the combined net worth of Kenya's top five old-money families. Rumour has it he owns two Gulfstream jets.