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Craig David stan

[🌅 Stevie Zahn 🫶🏼 @babymousecop]

You can't handle the rodeo burger

[🌅 Stevie Zahn 🫶🏼 @babymousecop]

Why is threads so corny?

[🌅 Stevie Zahn 🫶🏼 @babymousecop]

@occisraeli @Itsjoeco @mattyglesias 😳 I think there's a lot more to it. It's definitely a cash cow.

[NYJ Matt @NYJ_Matt]

Travis Kelce trying to remember the lyrics to the 31 new Taylor Swift songs

[🌅 Stevie Zahn 🫶🏼 @babymousecop]

I think the Kardashians photoshop their old photos so their future faces aren't as shocking.

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

Hating Catcher in the Rye is mine.

[Dan Cronin @croninwhocares]

This is the only known photo of my father.

[🌅 Stevie Zahn 🫶🏼 @babymousecop]

@CraigyFerg You've gotta bring the show back. I think about Geoff saying "throw beads at people" often... best show best host best cohost best secretariat best snake mug ❤️

[Kimberley Johnson @AuthorKimberley]

Putin murdered Navalny because he dared to challenge Putin's dictatorship.

Putin owns the Republican Party.

Putin owns Donald Trump.

Shut the fuck up about Biden's age.

[🌅 Stevie Zahn 🫶🏼 @babymousecop]

@CPAPMami @Karnythia I get the vibe that Reba is team KC

[🌅 Stevie Zahn 🫶🏼 @babymousecop]

Does everyone cry at the end of the super Mario bros. movie or just me? ELO is just too much.

[🌅 Stevie Zahn 🫶🏼 @babymousecop]

A Busytown revival is imminent. I feel it.

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

this album defies the laws of time and somehow came out when every single person was a sophomore in college

[🌅 Stevie Zahn 🫶🏼 @babymousecop]

@TrillClintonHTX @offbeatorbit Phil of the futures had a couple of episodes about the church of Satan

[jackson @squashedlikebug]

oven has a Window , microwave too , you can see All the way through a blender , but the Dish washer , oh No you could Never see in there , they Refuse to let us See what’s going on in there

[Kat Abughazaleh @KatAbughazaleh]

🧵 A lot of Americans just don’t know what life is like for those in Gaza, so here’s an analogy that might help:

Imagine Gaza as Rhode Island. Here’s what reality would look like:

[🌅 Stevie Zahn 🫶🏼 @babymousecop]

Every pizza place should have a sauce option that is zesty spicy chunky/big kid situation. @pizzahut I am talking to you. 🤷🏻‍♀️ am I off base here? I'll be really embarrassed if I misunderstood the online menu. Your sauce tastes like ketchup, it's beloved but we need some spice.

[A Goddam Virginian @GoddamVirginian]

@jock__derrida greatest city in da woild baby go mets

[🍊Elgin Barrett Eugene Smith lll🍊 @Southside_Gunn]

When I tell you she was COOKING…!!!

[Kat Abughazaleh @KatAbughazaleh]

Fox News tried to do a bunch of scary man-on-the-street interviews about crime. It didn't go well.

[🌅 Stevie Zahn 🫶🏼 @babymousecop]

@MalloyBen39156 Lol what does this mean

[🌅 Stevie Zahn 🫶🏼 @babymousecop]

More Telly and Grover less Elmo and Abby 2024 🇺🇸