Sheridan Walker

Don't live in the past, make yourself a future.
pretty lame | Kenowhere | 23 and scared shitless

[White Girl's Burden 🇺🇦🇵🇸 @ConceptHuman]

2013 gotta be the worst billboard top ten of all time

[Sheridan Walker @babytinyone]

@jennyslate just finished watching Stage Fright and omg can I just say I FUCKING RELATE SO HARD. 🙃
had to tweet aboit this I don't even use Twitter but it was magnificent. Coming from someone who has the moon phases tatted on their skin 😉😏

[Sheridan Walker @babytinyone]

WTH!! I just saw @wengie use KIDS CANDY to become Harley Quinn! https://t.co/vVwepdVXiu #suicidesquad #harleyquinn https://t.co/7yUAUprsFA

[Sheridan Walker @babytinyone]

I am quite pleased with life right now. 😊😁

[Sheridan Walker @babytinyone]

Pedro for president 2016 #voteforpedro

[Sheridan Walker @babytinyone]

When the wind blows your black curtains open, blinding you with light, but you glare at it and it sucks the curtain back in. 👌

[Sheridan Walker @babytinyone]

You know he's a keeper when he brings you Starbucks Green Tea and a full pecan pie when you're sick. 👌

[Chris Pratt @prattprattpratt]

Every morn' we drive by the same spot on I-85 and the smell makes my mouth water. Found out today. Purina dog food plant. 😭#WhosAGoodBoy?

[Sheridan Walker @babytinyone]

Fixing your eyeliner with a black pen #collegestudentsproblems #minimumwageprobs

[Sheridan Walker @babytinyone]

Why are older men so much better at EVERYTHING? I love it tho 👌

[Sheridan Walker @babytinyone]

Honestly where are all of these attractive people coming from. Like where were you in high school?

[Sheridan Walker @babytinyone]

@pjthedj71 HAH I can barely handle the one!!

[Sheridan Walker @babytinyone]

@pjthedj71 no but dad doesn't have cable anyways...😭😭😭

[Sheridan Walker @babytinyone]

I would ask what you want from me burning honestly couldn't care less. 👍

[Sheridan Walker @babytinyone]

I ate so many mashed potatoes I literally might throw up..

[Sheridan Walker @babytinyone]

When you ask your little brother if you're fat and he says yes and when you ask him how, he grabs your stomach. #kidssaythedarndestthings

[Sheridan Walker @babytinyone]

everything on my body is sunburned and it's the best thing in the world #NoPainNoGain #ItsActuallyTheWorst