Bach Polakowski

[Ramin Setoodeh @RaminSetoodeh]

Look at what Tilda Swinton did to Timothee Chalamet during ‘The French Dispatch’ standing ovation. #Cannes2021

[Bach Polakowski @bacchys]

I feel seen

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

It’s tempting to use the analogy of rats fleeing a sinking ship to describe the growing number of Republican elected officials starting to speak out against Donald Trump. But that's really not fair to rats, who tend not to be complicit in driving ships to the bottom of the sea.

[Morris Animal Refuge @MorrisAnimal]

OMG, big boi Mr. B is a CHONK. He’s a chonk of a chonk. He redefines the term. Can you guess how much he weighs? More importantly, can you give him a home? Adopt this jumbo-sized package of fluff & love: https://t.co/v8aB6PzBbL. Please RT to help this sad-eyed guy find happiness!

[Bach Polakowski @bacchys]

This process sounds familiar.

[Joe Pettersson @Joe8Bit]

I saw a tweet asking why sometimes when you unsubscribe from an email list it says it can ‘take a few days’. Buckle up, as I have a RIDICULOUS story about this happening in The Enterprise™️...

[Bach Polakowski @bacchys]

Thanks @MayorBowser.

[Muriel Bowser @MurielBowser]

Yup, I’m Muriel Bowser, mayor of Washington DC, the local politician who finally got thru to the reality star in the White House with the realities ($21.6M) of parades/events/demonstrations in Trump America (sad).

[Bach Polakowski @bacchys]

I fully agree. https://t.co/1bAaU5ueoU

[Bach Polakowski @bacchys]

170 million gallons of sewage that we wont be rowing through @dcstrokes https://t.co/RJRwwnvLDE

[DC Water @dcwater]

The data is in. The new tunnel system prevented 170 million gallons of combined sewage from being discharged to the Anacostia River: https://t.co/0gDysGHqsQ cc: @TommyWells

[Bach Polakowski @bacchys]

Yay, more work. https://t.co/jFaZi3oYWY

[Bach Polakowski @bacchys]

@PepcoConnect why are you unable to provide any documentation about my account after i've requested service? @TeamMuriel

[Bach Polakowski @bacchys]

Where are you going to put The day bed? https://t.co/oMM2R3aZw7

[Bach Polakowski @bacchys]

Hanging out with CBSherlock at the Manhattan Vintage and Fine Press Book Fair today.… https://t.co/YTFzpnghAM

[Bach Polakowski @bacchys]

@Amtrak on the 170 NE regional, but unable to get accurate information. Online schedules differ from what i'm being told on the train. Will this train continue past New York City?

[Bach Polakowski @bacchys]

me: #FruitLoopy https://t.co/4UycawJiUU

[indydc @indydc]

@bacchys More like FrootLoops breath.

[Bach Polakowski @bacchys]

I’ll be waiting with baited breath. https://t.co/FreQEyTF2g

[InternationalDelight @indelight]

@bacchys Haha! We'll be sure to share this with our team!

[Bach Polakowski @bacchys]

Suggestion: @indelight, can you make cereal flavored coffee creamer? tastes like the leftover milk after breakfast. #FruitLoopsCreamer

[Bach Polakowski @bacchys]

@RowSource @chirojoeDCVA Did you get taller?

[Bach Polakowski @bacchys]

Hey @npr, your #AskAlexa "Hey Alexa, Play NPR" advertisement, restarts the npr station on the @amazonecho. Planned?

[Council of DC @councilofdc]

The State of the Union: We are a "state-hole" country, with territory divided into states, except for its capital, inhabited by 693,972 voteless Americans who have no representation in the national legislature. There is a "state-hole" in this cornerstone of democracy. #SOTU

[Bach Polakowski @bacchys]

@HiddenBrain @leraboroditsky I've seen plenty of criticisms of the Sapire-Wharf hypothesis https://t.co/Kszm1JhOA8. @leraboroditsky, how do your theories differ? Od is there additional evidence to support linguistic relativity?