bachelor brain

living off of analyzing every moment of the bachelor

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my favorite part of the episode besides David Spade #BachelorInParadise

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@oPryzeLP @Broadbent45 😘

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@oPryzeLP @Broadbent45 july, august, october. such an easy mistype

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This kids talking like pre-schoolers “Let’s have a good week friends!” #TheBachelorette

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Why are we sending so MANY men home. Girlies already don’t have enough #TheBachelorette

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They pullin’ the boat away and told Logan he had to keep his damn mouth shut #TheBachelorette

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Hayden acting like he chose to go home and his awful words weren’t the cause #TheBachelorette

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That’s got to be such a long walk to the car… #TheBachelorette

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James? Who’s James? Ohh, Meatball. #TheBachelorette

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You left the dog and took his comfort toy? #TheBachelorette

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This is tv. You’re supposed to make the romantic gestures. It’s the whole point. I’m with Rachel #TheBachelorette

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As someone else who grew up in a military family— I would never want a military man 🤷🏽‍♀️

Too many hours and days away

#TheBachelorette

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Idk maybe the editing worked on me, but I’d be pissed too if none of the guys were trying to look at me either. You stare at crushes, even w/ a wrestling match in front of you #TheBachelorette

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and crew, production, cruise ship staff…

[Bachelor Party @BachPartyPod]

An entire cruise ship SOLELY for Gabby, Rachel, and their 16 men? Taylor Swift is SHAKING #TheBachelorette

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“I started hate tennis” like hate sex but more emotional (I know that’s not what he said but that’s what I heard) #TheBachelorette

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I seriously have thought #TheBachelorette was just “the bachelorette” with a red scarf and had no idea what Taylor Swift’s influence on this season was 🤦🏽‍♀️

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I believe tino wants a family. I also believe he was talking shit to say what she wants about “oh what if she didn’t want one” #TheBachelorette

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I’m glad even on the bachelor the “do you need to go to the bathroom” to go talk shop works #TheBachelorettes

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Get it to 0!!

[Rosé @TeaAndRoses21]

Brendan had 348k followers when tonight’s episode started…he’s down to 345k now #bachelorinparadise #BachelorNation

[To Hell and Bach 🌹 @HellandBach]

“They’d continue to build their connection, here... on ABC”

Amazing
#BachelorinParadise