My brother wakes me up at 730 am with a FaceTime call. Says his one birthday request is for me to shotgun a beer. I drag my naked ass out of bed and run down to the kitchen and rip a Budweiser. That’s gotta payoff for me sometime in the future.
Kinda hate when super young people post what they think is very insightful advice about life. Anyone can makeup some words. Like, you’re 19, you dont know shit yet. You’ve seen a sliver of the world. Tweet that same thing when you’re 65, and maybe I’ll take it into consideration.
Awesome experience to be at the World Trade Center on the anniversary of 9/11 and observe the way New York City remembers that day with all of the ceremonies they hold for those gone too soon and the heroism of those who made it through🇺🇸
Had a guy at the airport say, “Hey can I slide past you kid?”
I haven’t been called that in a while. However, this guy was probably double my age so I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt.
People my age out there getting married and having kids and I’m sitting here like yeah, this morning I leaned back to far in my computer chair and ate shit👍🏻
Today marks 4 years since I left Iowa on my way to navy boot camp, not knowing what I had gotten myself into. Glad for all the things I’ve seen and done, but always missing friends and family back home of course!
Between buying a new set of golf clubs, buying a new iPhone X, and last night’s bar tab, I bet you can’t guess which one I spent the most money on yesterday
Tyler Johnson-“Probably a good thing you’re not here all year round or I would be fat, broke, and probably die within a month........but it would be one hell of a month” @tjskip21